@V0IDVAMP My theory is that they put a huge wheel of usernames in Elon's office that he spins when he gets bored.
Either they get DM limited or their account gets suspended.
Wouldn't call it very "clever" to say "Hey everyone, this guy's bald!" but alright. Maybe you should just do stand-up comedy this time around.
Why you...
Alright, I'll give you that one. Maybe I should rename it to 'Cool Mint'. Maybe 'Fennel'?
Screw it. 'Aquafresh.'
Oh, ha ha. For all the clever bald jokes I give you, you should at least do me the courtesy of coming up with new material as well.
Like you do much better, anyway. You should call your Break Cannon 'Dragon Breath' instead, since you wake up with it every morning.
Uh-huh. Real impressive ones too. Shooting two beams instead of one is a revolutionary idea that no one's thought of.
Y'know, with your hair being that spikey in the back, maybe you should just bodyslam into people with it.
...Y'know, maybe I should try to utilize something like that in battle.
Maybe you should go bald, too! Then even a weakling like you would have at least one trick up his sleeve. Bwahaha!
⠀⠀Bald is stylish. Besides, it's better to have no hair than a widow's peak like a certain 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦...
⠀⠀Plus, it means his head won't get too hot when he's clobbering weaklings. Bwahaha!