Adam Sakaue

Tell me I'm funny. Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me I'll be alright.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

We are born into this world with an instruction manual. It is our parents, teachers, authorities and the control mechanisms instituted by our Government that make us behave in ways that ensures the government's self preservation. We are brainwashed sheep. Wake up! Clean house!

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I wrote this!

27 Souls by T-Rex Marathon
https://t.co/H7dEwUIzMo

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

@Tumblr Every ad I get on your crap website is just badly written spam for shitty online casinos. You took away the porn, and left the scams. One of those things were relevant to me. Guess which one?

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

@AndrewScheer Sheer, of course electric cars will aid the environment and help us reach the emission goals set out by the Paris Accord. No one is forcing anyone to buy new cars. In fact, the use of public transit and other alternatives to private vehicles does even more to halt climate change.

[— @simonefiasco]

I'm really crying laughing at this fucking music lol https://t.co/MotoH4DOGo

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

Let's be fuckin' honest. Bullet Journals are just Millenial scrapbooking.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

Let not kid ourselves. Polyamory is just a ploy by condom manufacturers to trick us into having more sex.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

If anyone is considering a class-action against the SFUO... hmu
#uottawa #sfuo

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

It's almost as if other people have feelings, dreams, and experience joy, sadness, and all the other things we forget about.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I don't understand why we need white people.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

Mom. Dad. I've been peeing a lot recently. Do we have a genetic history of small bladders, or should I get checked for a UTI?

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

Just because I wouldn't mind seeing my friends naked, doesn't mean I'm only friends with them to see them naked.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

All I'm saying is that Bluesfest is for drunken degenerates and children. https://t.co/sSh4wDiA3m

[CBC Ottawa @CBCOttawa]

Ottawa police investigate swarming aboard OC Transpo bus after Bluesfest show https://t.co/dPOhypbQAz #ottnews #ottawa

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

My UberEats driver was racially profiled, is it bad form not to give him a big tip?

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I tried to use cardinal directions when playing video games with my roommate today. His response,

"I don't know what West means."

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I hate when girls don't have self-respect enough to cover themselves up in the summer. Come on, ladies. Watch me as I take my shirt off in a McDonalds and sweat into the soda drip-tray and know that only my body is SFW.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I found a single ginger beard hair today, and I'm happy to let y'all know I also got a sunburn from my bathroom overhead lighting.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

I wanna be a cute girl so bad. Life would be better if everyone were just variously sized women.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

My new project in life is to comment as many nice things on people's selfies as possible until they die.

[Adam Sakaue @SakauyeAdam]

Guess what oldies??? Kids are smarter than we are