JaKrispy

head cheerleader homecoming queen part time model

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

tell me how i've worked at an Italian restaurant for over 4 years and have never utilized the phrase "the pasta-bilities are endless"

[clare @sadderlizards]

can we go to home depot i like smelling the lumber section

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

Is… is it Paddington?

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

the fact that i was in Tahoe mere DAYS before the entire Vanderpump cast is there is sending me into a spiral

[DataDave / David C. VO @DataDaveTV]

The internet is so unserious 😂😂😂 https://t.co/fnAJqeQX1H

[kunty orbjärb @kuntyorbjarb]

Draco: “Father, may I-“
Lucius Malfoy:

[trevy @chillextremist]

I feel like nobody gets slizard nor fly like a g6 anymore

[cc @forever__150]

Cigarette breaks during WW2 had to be hitting crazy

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

i-………

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

the fact that this man is now afraid of me is so funny

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

i would get sick right as i have to move apartments 😵‍💫

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

literally who was I before I adopted my cat

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

not my dad calling my apartment building from thousands of miles away to still help fight my battles 🫣

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

facetimes with mom across the country to talk smack on men <3

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

can people who don’t know how to use self-checkout stop using self-checkout…

[H.E.A.D. C.H.U.D. @Unrealized_Tomb]

Cannot believe Halloween Ends' finale is the camera pulling back and revealing Michael Myers is on the 101st floor of the North Tower of the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.

[JaKrispy @SaksOnSaksOff]

me @ my cat

[BAD OMENS @badomenscult]

CONCRETE.