Wesley Sakran

It's only logical to have a minor fear for the darsh in your life

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What?

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@Blizzard_Ent seems reasonable

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@CauseWereGuys B

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M ii@ https://t.co/FtU6ml9ivU

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@RickandMorty I'm

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@lauronrose took a sick of butter out of her refrigerator stuck it down the front of her pants and looked me right in the eyes.. I'm scared

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"You have such manly forest legs because they're hairy."

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I was just talking to myself in a store and mad people were looking at me like I was crazy... and this is my life

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Damn #damn

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@lauronrose took me out and is now doing mental gymnastics to calculate the tip.

[Fobe Longdong @Pheebzster]

If you see me on campus and it looks like there's no life behind my eyes, it's because there is none.

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My car broke down, @lauronrose car broke down just a case of the Mondays I guess

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@lauronrose 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Been dating this monster for a whole year now #damn #toldyouiwasntgaymom

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Was just in the library bathroom and though I got locked in because I was pushing on a pull door.

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I walked into @lauronrose room and she was speaking in a made up Asian language then started screaming at me in that made up language. #what

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I was laying in bed and @lauronrose leans over me and goes "this is such a great position to fart" and rips the loudest fart I've ever heard

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My girlfriend never buys me anything so I never buy her anything it's a vicious cycle where nothing happens

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@lauronrose called me a pea brained idiot 😞#verbalabuse

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@Kasey_Sakran_54 ET phone home

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@AJBarrile come back to Oswego and be my sugar daddy lol