Varno

Militant about Warcraft/Pokemon/Warhammer. Chronic retard.

[Varno @Sakyomum]

Kalandras Brightbough
Blood Knight | Vengeful Sunreaver

Once a young idealist twisted into hatred and scorn by Alliance betrayal, Kalandras will be the instrument of his people's retribution whether they wish it or not.

Comissioned art (with credits): https://t.co/BKqZLNTZp4

[Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale]

*Prostitute enters room*

St. Thomas Aquinas:

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I thought I heard faint screams coming from my sock drawer the other night

[有田 満弘 Illustrator @MitsuhiroArita]

[Old Work] #PokemonTCG
I drew them
#MitsuhiroArita

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“This Saruman, he’s a REAL bad guy. I have people call me and ask, “Mr. Trump! Sir…, have you heard what’s been happening inside of Orthanc?” And I say I have not….But they tell me things…Orcs and Men… having sex…maybe. We don’t know. This is just what they tell me.”

[Drake JoJo 👁️ @DrakeVagabond]

Stolen Valor

[Xin @xin_xvi]

Scaring the hoes by passionately articulating my thoughts on Warcraft's faction politics.

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@Babygravy9 Bro is shaped like a Saturnine Terminator

[Varno @Sakyomum]

Crazy that the Yookay government would ban Youtube for under-16's when it has some of the best educational content I've ever come across.

But that's the point, the government wants 100% control of what they learn and how they learn it so they can learn 'the right things.'

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@CMValrak That yellow is looking crisp, brother. Good job!

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

The Left hates it when capitalism works

[Kyle Smith @LoZCollector]

@wessex_girlie I was about to get pissed off, thinking this was an English museum but lol it's French. Get absolutely rinsed, Froggy. Truly cataclysmic L so generational it STILL stings them.

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@SH_lotuseater Welcome to the crusade, brother.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“Mr Molyneux? Are pepperoni nipples so big they show alittle on the slut character model in Fable 1 needed?”

“Yes.”

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@tentakvlt WoW has gone from a gritty fantasy epic with danger around every corner, to a round-glasses wearing, friends-forever adventure that never actually goes further than two steps from safety.

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@pixyAnon7 I still, to this day, say hello to people like this

[Varno @Sakyomum]

James May is one of my favourite people on the planet.

Easily the most interesting boring person I've ever come across.

[Pixy @pixyAnon7]

James may had that shit on though

[Varno @Sakyomum]

@pixyAnon7 Even his cooking show on Amazon was great, haha.

[Heliotroph☀️🍇 @Heliotrophy]

Sweet mother of God. I've just been informed that the Belfast rioters are abducting migrants out of their flats and loading them into giant slingshots. OSINT telegrams are reporting loud boioioings, thwacks, and nyoooooms all across Northern Ireland. Sources say the Starmer regime is drawing up plans now to ban comically large mallets.

[Καλός @realKalos]

Naaahhhh some mad lad just awakened a Balrog. 😭😭😭 #Belfast