Shoelace

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Apparently the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful latinas

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

rapists after being taught that girls don't like getting raped

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

You're allowed to be in love with your younger coworker. She's allowed to be disgusted when you confess at the holiday party; she saw you as an NPC who assigns tasks, but now faces your pathetic desires. You're allowed to get a DUI on the way home. Those are all valid feelings.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Finally getting some recognition from my peers

[Tappedfreak @TappedfreakR]

when shawty is freezing but you genuinely went “insert cheesy bread here” t-shirt underneath

[latke @latkedelrey]

as a kid i didn’t understand the subtext of i saw mommy kissing santa claus at all. i thought mommy was cheating

[Queso @djbitchtits]

we playin them songs u cant shazam..

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

PR Translation of “Get the fuck out don’t ever come back”

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i was just fucking around your honor

[Lauren Frailey @laurenfrailey1]

TIL that apparently holiday party plus ones are meant for significant others, not whichever one of your friends is most down to go out on a weeknight

[Nakeya @biinx_nofrappe]

Sponserbileries

[gabe @allgarbled]

Black pepper is underrated as an ingredient. Most people add a cowardly amount. You need to be more assertive with it.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

I love that they didn’t even caption this, just “look at this shit I got to deal with at work”

[Gary Goody @thegoodster_]

A real shitty part of losing a woman you love is that like 8-10 songs go down with her