Sal Onofrio

I'm Sal.

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

I am only tweeting right now to say I hate delta again. JFK to SAN and I’m stuck in a middle seat. How slay is that. I love getting “randomly” assigned to a middle seat. It’s so much fun because it’s Every. Single. Time.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Just finished grad school. Promptly adding MBA to everything 💁‍♀️

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Hey. Fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Jamie, who owns the gym I go to, said I have solid legs and look good. So anyway, see you guys later, my ego is inflating

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

I was driving down the road, carefree, with my partner, in Australia. Like what?! Not a worry to be found. We are secure in every sense of the word. And life is beautiful because of that work and perseverance.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Today was one of those days that is the epitome of “it gets better.” I wish I could tell every young person I know who’s struggling with something that one day, you’ll live a dream that you won’t even recognize.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

@BFG_Lesly Consider it done sister!

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I’m in Australia. That’s crazy.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Been sick for a little over a week and I’m down 5 pounds. Slay.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

Sometimes I just have these moments where I think to myself “holy shit, this is my life” and then I start getting a little teary eyed. Sometimes I can’t believe it.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

A day much like this years ago, I was in an uber headed to pick up a rental car. I was crying leaving a life I didn’t recognize. Today I’m in an uber in Buenos Aires so grateful that guy persevered.

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I kind of don’t want to be on social media anymore. But what do I do with my phone if I get rid of all of these accounts…

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

I went to an estancia in the country side of Argentina today. I was so checked out of the world. No service, no inauguration, only good vibes.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

It feels like social media is just out. We don’t need to be this connected anymore.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

What a bullshit political statement. I don’t even want TikTok anymore.

[TikTok Policy @TikTokPolicy]

STATEMENT FROM TIKTOK:

In agreement with our service providers, TikTok is in the process of restoring service. We thank President Trump for providing the necessary clarity and assurance to our service providers that they will face no penalties providing TikTok to over 170 million Americans and allowing over 7 million small businesses to thrive.

It’s a strong stand for the First Amendment and against arbitrary censorship. We will work with President Trump on a long-term solution that keeps TikTok in the United States.

[Sal Onofrio @SalOnofrio]

I’m in Argentina why is my TikTok not working. wtf

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Donald Trump will be 78 when he's inaugurated next week, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

I trust the Chinese Communist Party with my data infinitely more than Mark Zuckerberg any day of the week it’s not even a competition