John Homelander

Tennessee ‘05, New York Giants Fan, and Leader of the Seven.

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@Matt_Pinner Cake

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@Geniustechw Ketchup

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Haven’t been this happy in a long time.

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@theblockspot Sam. This is awful.

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@FoodPleaser Fork

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@Marlayna29 The airport

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@Matt_Pinner Marriage

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That Travis Scott Fortnite concert was fucking fire

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I’ll let you do whatever you want to me Jaxson dart

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@theblockspot Patrick Mahomes

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I’m so addicted to Reels that sometime when I’m scrolling I wanna go look at reels

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@SaucebossC Should get a tv

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Gotta get this out

Fuck you Kenny Golladay
Fuck you Joe Judge
Fuck you Dave Gettleman
Fuck you Saquon
I love you Odell
Fuck you Mike Glennon
Fuck you Kadarius Toney
Fuck you Daniel Jones

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Mut Draft is officially gone according to my sources.

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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@ZethingtonZZZ I word to J word

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My girlfriends boyfriend just said sheduer is the truth. Idiot.

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Just got caught jerking off to Russel Wilson

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@CWILLIAMSMVP Me telling my 45 year old co coworker what my weekend consists of

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I’m so fucking dumb

I thought everytime someone said rapport they were talking about Ian Rapoport

Anyways fuck you Saquon

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Ok taking a poop so thought this would be a good time to name the NFL players I will be hating on this season:

Saquon Barkley
Caleb Williams
Trevon Diggs (If he ever gets healthy)
Rome Odunze

This is who I will be rooting for:
Jameson Williams
Bo Nix
Geno Smith