Albert Phaedrus

#systwt very loosely / 17 / furry artist and fandom enjoyer
consistent theme? no thanks!

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

GET IN MY GRIPS I GO SO HARD
BEEN IN MY POCKET AVANT GARDE
SYCOPHANTIC SEEING STARS
BLEEDING OUT ON MY BASS GUITAR
MICROMANAGE MAKE IT POP
FIFTEEN MILLION MORE IN STOCK
LIVING IT FIVE TO FIVE O CLOCK IDONWANNAMAKENOTIME TO STOP https://t.co/SL8Y1Rvyyw

[piano『 𝙳𝙻𝚂 』 🇯🇲🏳️‍⚧️ @yosukehxn]

Nah fuck that nigga

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

@kennixonette this looks so fucking good btw maybe its just bc im a rabbit in my soul but this looks delicious ...

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

to get the "good stuff" you have to be ultra mega rich btw just saying

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

One of my biggest let downs as a true stoner was getting to Jamaica and realizing all the weed was trash

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

he also goes about polyamory from a surprisingly naunced perspective. some throuples work, and some don't. it depends on the chemistry of each individual person in the relationship

[Freaky 🎀🎲 @FreakyPippins]

why can’t some of you guys realize the joke toby is making is not “fuck polycules” it is “rouxls kaard is hot but also weird and also everyone wants to be polyamorous”

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

THERES ONLY ONE ENDING !!!!! THERE MAY BE DIFFERENT PATHS BUT ALL PATHS LEAD TO THE SAME DESTINATION !!!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO THE FUTURE CANNOT BE ALTERED !!!!! (kris and susie will fight to the death chapter 7 hands down)

[Gogostuck65 @gogoton65]

Here's my take on it

[Spike el Monstruo 🦇🇻🇪⛓️ @spikermonster]

informative thread i made for instagram but i thought i'd share it here too
🆘🆘🆘PLEASE RT IF YOU CAN'T DONATE!!! we are DESPERATELY trying to get more people to talk about this!!
venezuelans, please share useful links in the replies ⬇️

[★ Allie ★🫀 @_Alic0rez_]

Dr Steel has unmatched aura

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

@_puppyllenhaal i have had that happen before and at one point i just told him "IF WE HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS ILL SHOOT U WITH EM" and he shut up for 5 minutes </3 alters like that r why i listen to minecraft music to fall asleep at night. but tbh he wasnt wrong that line is funny ashell in context

[butch boy fanta🌊 @2grindonmybelt]

lafayette from true blood you will always be famous

[#1 olivia rodrigo defender ♰ @swiftyandbabyc]

a few people who attended taywedding 🤗❤️

andy reid - republican who unapologetically visited the white house in 2024 to meet trump
baker mayfield - registered republican who voted for trump in 2024
steven j. demetriou - sole contractor for ICE camp in texas, hardcore maga

[Luc @Luc_doodle]

DELTARUNE SPOILER !!!
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"Thanks for walking me home."

[✨ Melissa Enchanted✨ @MelissaEnchant]

Adam Sandler is one of the worst people you could choose to officiate your wedding if you’re liberal.

His shows promote anti-immigrant, anti-Asian, anti-Hispanic, anti-lbgtqia+, anti-Palestine, and anti-female content that’s beyond horrific.

He has full sections dedicated to showing women getting jizzed on for males to laugh at, saying trans people don’t exist & “jokes” that rape is ok if it’s your wife and she doesn’t know because she’s asleep.

He continues to have Rob Schneider open for him, even though since 2023 he’s only hinted at as “special guest”.

To have someone this pro-Israel, anti-women & anti-gay officiate your wedding in 2026 is WILD unless you agree with his opinions.

[Astro ミ★ @chewii_bunny]

me when artfight season starts and i don’t have any new references made

[KaisFyre @pooopmante28093]

@empyrealviolet Toby is secretly a nonbinary lesbian

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

part of me wants to relate to the average NEET incel but i like. dont have a room or a proper bed to rot in. what is it when ur a NEET not by choice or pure mental illness but rather Homelessness ... homelessmaxxing ig

[apollo / cedar 🍂 @glens_abode]

it's 2026 and some people in the eddsworld fandom are STILL conflating the characters with their voice actors 😭 is it really THAT hard to separate them? c'mon yall

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Millie Bobby Brown says she believes she was a soldier in a past life during her interview with Buzz Capital:

“And I was definitely a man. Hopefully a closeted gay man.”

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

i am neither a swiftie or an anti taylor person but a secret third thing. (i dont care about her!!! the most she did in my eyes is not speak about anything. anything else is discourse created to distract from the files and current geosociopolitical conflicts) i rest my case.

[Albert Phaedrus @SalWithoutTheS]

regretting my 2024 adam sandler hyperfixation because ????

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.