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#Gamer 😎YIBAMBE . 26, 8/31/13 @assiramxox💍💕

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@nowthisnews you missed the opportunity to say “This man said ‘I Dew’ to the Dew.” The lack of wittiness from you will never cease to amaze me.

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If you have a masturbation addiction, you will either beat it, or beat it.

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@mattrife thought you’d have a chuckle🤪

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Kinda mad boomers killed AirBnB and Vrbo bc of their greed, kinda reminds me of.. well.. *gestures broadly at everything..*

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Ohhhhhh… this makes A LOT of sense…. I just woke up at 5 am and drank a cup of iced tea….

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@DylanDyylas Wait does this guy know Pokémon started as a Japanese oriented game that was adopted into other countries? Like everyone from kanto-sinnoh is Japanese, Black and White setting the trend of foreign regions with a New York (not US) based region. Like what?

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@assiramxox More importantly it’s mcr week. Acting like you’ve never seen Harry when you NEVER seen mcr

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@UberFacts That’s only 533.33/ year, 46.11/ month, and 11.53/wk.

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If Loki wasn’t shaped like a cat I would think he’s a dog

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Radio Shack acting like we’ll give them the next GameStop experience, manipulating the stocks to save their butts…nah I always been a Best Buy fan lmao

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

The man who stacked the court and made killing Roe v. Wade possible has been credibly accused of sexual assault, sexual misconduct, and rape by 15 women.

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Supreme Court Justices have proven they’re “supreme” in the same way as a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme: they’re easy to buy and bad for your health

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Perhaps Roe can be salvaged if women reclassify their vaginas as holsters. #iykyk

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@DylanDyylas Ash throws trees in the anime, mew two felt threatened by Ash enough that he had to use Barrier and protect himself. If it were an average person he would’ve just taken the punch and not flinched.

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@DylanDyylas Happy Father’s Day, Daddy.

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@souporsonic_ It is a trash fruit, but it isn’t a vegetable and certainly isn’t meat or a legume😂