Alondra Salaises

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[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

Sweden with my love ❣️

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

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[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

✅ No-look assist
✅ Goal to tie Batistuta’s #FIFAWorldCup record
✅ @Budweiser Player of the Match

All in a night’s work for Lionel Messi. 🐐


🇳🇱 #NEDARG 🇦🇷 #POTM #YoursToTake #BringHomeTheBud @budfootball

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

Thanks @harry_styles for spending 5,691 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Matilda. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/GlSuh3Jm8y

[Wednesday Addams @wednesdayaddams]

Dancing is one of my favorite things to do. Along with gravedigging, conducting autopsies, and glaring uncomfortably.

[Ashwin Raman @AshwinRaman_]

ochoa is to the world cup what mariah carey is to christmas

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of 2022.

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

@mrscapperoni hahahahahaha

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

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[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

@estelacurls So annoying and ignorant

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

oat milk 🫶🏼

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Love On Tour. Stockholm. June, 2022.

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

‘Lilo & Stitch’ premiered on June 16th, 2002

20 years ago today

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Harry’s House. Out now.

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

This is a Lima appreciation tweet

[Alondra Salaises @SalaisesAlondra]

If you have never had a dog, I 1000000% recommend getting one. They are your little sidekick and give pure, unconditional love 🥹 I love my pupper so much