Marius Victor

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@TannieEvita Only if we use Zuma as our #joker card...

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@News24 If this is the case it's moronic

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@SuperSportTV if he can keep them up with their form AND Ashley on his back, maybe.Do think he's setting that 'best' bar a little low though

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@duane_vermeulen Lyk of Piri gekickflip word!

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@WhatTheFFacts 101, One hundred And one?

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@casperrasper En volgens modulere Ikea planboekies

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

Elke keer as ek n Segway sien dink ek aan @casperrasper wat van syne afgepiets het. Wil my elke keer behoorlik natmaak!

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@noimseriousish Not the type of oral he would have expected!

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@joepietersen I pity the fool that cuts Siya off!

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@OfficialCSA Akmal doesn't seem to have a sticker on his bat, have the rules changed or could he be fined?

[hashim amla @amlahash]

Tasteless jokes flying around. Surely this is not the time for making fun of a tragic situation.

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@noimseriousish What about if the wifes nostril show gets top billing in the eastern cape town of hofmeyr? Exception?

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@BryanHabana Loyalty through good and bad times builds UNITY, let's keep chasing that dream! #proudlybafana

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@neiltyson @ThatsLiff: Minskip: The smallest of the imperial units of volume, now only used for fruit juice glasses in hotel breakfast rooms

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@trevornoah With that win Bafana Bafana is safe! And so are many foreigners in the townships. #WellDoneBafana

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@TannieEvita Not the same, but Vladimir Putin on communism: "If you miss communism, you have no brain, if you don't, you have no heart"

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@noimseriousish Would that make him a prince? Being the son of two queens and all

[No i'm serious'ish @noimseriousish]

Terrorist attacks prompt war on terror. Mass murders prompt.....well....rhetoric and well....FUCK ALL action. Till next time then America.

[Joe Pietersen @joepietersen]

nothing beats finding money in your jean!

[Marius Victor @Salami_Swami]

@BryanHabana groter workrate as n John Deare, Brian Brian, what a man!!!!!