Salem La’port

I like fantasy football

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

I only tweet when I'm intoxicated.

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@tdmtony55 People trying to make this into her being racist rather than her meaning “of course that’s your opinion and rhetoric”

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@AaronPeck_41 I understand the problem now

What you’re looking for is actually called a superhero. They are the ones who can reverse the laws of physics to handle terrible situations

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

DB literally catches the ball stepping in front of him + he is falling backwards (thrown back to the defender of his left shoulder rather than ahead of him

The fuck you want him to do? Use his spidey powers to reverse momentum, and defy gravity mid air to jump for a 50/50 🫨

[Aaron Peck @AaronPeck_41]

@SalemL1994 @MarshallGreen_

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

Dudes who cant even sprint anymore are yapping that the elite WR (Nabers)

Should have been able to stop his momentum, track a floater that pulls him back towards the defender over his left shoulder, to reverse that momentum & jump back the opposite direction to fight for a 50/50

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

Should probably target him like one

[Marshall Green @MarshallGreen_]

Malik Nabers complains like a WR1

Need him to start playing like it

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@jmthrivept An absolute floater that lands in the DBs hands that he’s tracking to the right with momentum

It’s extremely hard to turn and jump vertically with that kind of momentum

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@MarshallGreen_ The ball landed in the defenders hands and Nabers was on his back??

Can’t expect him to play hero ball because Likely and Skatt need 30 touches combined

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@SleeperHQ 0 reason why Malachi Fields should have closer to the same targets and Likely to be out targeting him

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

These rules change so much

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@MarshallGreen_ He was 4/4 before that

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

Nabers omg

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@SleeperNFL Why is Likely getting all the early reads

It’s so dumb

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

The listed GPA will either be unweighted or it will readily show weighted and unweighted

This is also assuming he’s only taking 3 classes that would be artificially boosting his GPA

[tired @_lizixuan]

3.8 GPA with 3 AP classes? Oh honey...

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@TFFDad Maybe Odunze

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@droppedballs_fb I feel like he was crippled by jones. Had some drops for sure but he was obviously better than his situation allowed him to be

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@msully5433 Sure wish Henderson wasn’t in a padded room to get the boost from this extra space

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@dpainclain No

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

@sebastianmac12 @MJRodnick He is getting 14 ypc and just had a 100 yard game when given targets

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

Cause Daniel Jones has been doing such a great job

[John Skillets @Johnnyskil78531]

Josh Downs Recap:

- cried tears of thankfulness on draft night after no other teams wanted him

- could never establish himself as true WR1

- Alec Pierce goes down Week 2 paving way for JD to have chance at WR1

- Proceeds to have worst season of his career - CONT.

[Salem La’port @SalemL1994]

Poverty franchise

We want to hold our 28 year old running back because we didn’t get a first 😤😤

[Brian Drake @DrakeFantasy]

The Colts trading everyone except Jonathan Taylor, who could've gotten the best return, is why this franchise is a dumpster fire.