𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬

𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐢𝐭, 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚?
▪︎ 21+ ▪︎ NSFW ▪︎ Mature Themes

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬.

▪︎Portrays Agatha and/or Agnes
▪︎Switch Witch
▪︎Ships on Chemistry
▪︎Descriptive writer
▪︎NSFW themes
▪︎#WandavisionRP #MarvelRP
▪︎ ♡ & ↺

[ωαη∂α @LilMissMaximoff]

Waking up so brutally is the only way she will learn.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Agatha can't help that she's seductive all of the time, but for an elder witch, she has a surprisingly strong concept of #SeductiveSunday

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Oh, I never needed one of those. That... that is it? There's no physical evisceration?

[Jen Walters (Parody) @JenWaltersShow]

Defense lawyer. (nodding) If you like arguing with people, that's a bonus.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Someone really ought to have told me this sooner, I might not have had to have wasted 50 years flying under the radar for pissing off the wrong people.

I could make a good- what do you do?

[Jen Walters (Parody) @JenWaltersShow]

The more ruthless you are, the more money you make. They /want/ you to eviscerate people.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

I am clearly in the wrong profession if there are people out here getting paid to be ruthless.

[Jen Walters (Parody) @JenWaltersShow]

Does that matter? I mean I get /paid/ to be cruel and callous. It's my bread and butter.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

My sentiment exactly. Although when I do it, I'm branded cruel and callous. The double standards are horrendous.

[Jen Walters (Parody) @JenWaltersShow]

Nope. (pausing) And why should I cry when it's more fun to make other people cry?

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

But not on you, apparently. It's certainly nice to have someone else appreciate the art without crying over it.

[Jen Walters (Parody) @JenWaltersShow]

Sarcasm is just a higher form of communication lost on many.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

I would have missed far less if somebody didn't imprison me back in Westview. Now... why don't you catch me up?

[𝓦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮 @shechosechaos]

Oh the things you have missed, Aggie.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

@AsgEnchantress "Oh, how... delightful, but if I took into consideration what you work in, then my ploy would have been pointless, no?"

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

@Mephisto0f616 "That witch... hae nothing on me," it was a lie of course as Agatha shifted, tugging at the collar of her shirt that felt oddly hot at that moment.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Agatha's jaw set and clenched slightly, almost unnoticeable to others as she swallowed to clear her throat.

"You think I like this look?"

[|🩷 GWENPOOL 🩷| @Gwenfromthe616]

"I can look even better~" Her form shifted as Agnes looked away for a moment, looking back only to see Wanda sitting right across from her

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Oh sweet heaven and hell, I thought I was supposed to be the unhinged one.

[𝓦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮 @shechosechaos]

Honestly that sounds like a fun night, I crave it ugh

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Oh, it worked out so well the first time. Why shouldn't you do it again? Maybe this time we could have a girls night as the world crashes and burns around us.

[𝓦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮 @shechosechaos]

I’m bored, maybe I should take a town hostage again. Hm? The temptation to be bad is r e a l

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Yes, and it's quite an effective one it turns out. Oh, Wanda was so obscene, such a mouth on that little thing, not as sweet as she seems.

Well isn't Red just a fascinating darling? The witch will definitely get her hands on this one.

But she can't deny a drink.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

// Don't mind me absolutely cackling at the picture of Agatha reluctantly living on the Avengers compound and is just a feral witch the whole time, dodging therapy, gossiping with Señor Scratchy and magicking everything purple.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Oh honey, she can clear up those rumours as though they're mere cobwebs. Of course, she'd discovered a few things with the little witch all tied up in her basement.

And in all honesty, the woman has a slight... tenderness for redheads.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

To have a cute, little widow on her side would be... charming to say the least.

Yes, perhaps she'll need to keep this sweet one.

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

At that, a quiet laugh descended the witches lips, "Allow me to reassure you that you most certainly look a lot better than Mephisto," Flattery, but true nonetheless.

"I like those terms, Lilith,"

[|🩷 GWENPOOL 🩷| @Gwenfromthe616]

"Please do I look like Mephisto?~" she chuckled softly before sipping on her coffee. "No strings attached, no soul-selling, and no power stealing~"

[𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 @SalemsSupreme]

Agatha drummed a single digit against a spine of the book before her, a curious smirk tugging at the corner of her lips, "A generous and rather tempting offer, I'll confess. But there's always a catch, I've learned that over the centuries,"

[|🩷 GWENPOOL 🩷| @Gwenfromthe616]

"I noticed that you haven't had a proper...hm...how can I say it without sounding phallic...Oh well, you haven't had a proper dance partner as of late~ And I'd like to offer that~"