SalesBuddha

Follow me to Sales Nirvana. ABSD. This handle is for sale, somewhat not ironically.

[SalesBuddha @SalesBuddha]

Mr. Knight is not mature enough to serve as Mayor. He is prone to temper tantrums and has grossly disrespected... https://t.co/z7NJvjQEWH

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This is important. Study it. Live it. https://t.co/HCLj0wuqxO

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yall remember this shit? https://t.co/ZLBGTfnNZ6 Listen to this every monday for DESTRUCTIVE SaaS SUCCESS #barbieSaaS #SaaS #sales

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@USAA You should consider enhancing your ad targeting algorithm - You spend a ton of money on ads that don't go to service members.

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If you ever need a little pick me up at work, just pelvic thrust in the mirror for a good 30 seconds #worktips #whitecollar

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the ads on news sites are becoming monstrous - can't even read an article without 15 videos popping up anymore

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Hey @outreach_io - What does it mean when I refresh the page on 360 and a name on the right side glows green for a second?

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@Reince y'all got the worst brand i've ever seen. so boring man, like public radio.

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If your back is hurting from your desk job, put your seat up so there's less strain on your lower back

[SalesBuddha @SalesBuddha]

don't sell me a product; sell me more money

[SalesBuddha @SalesBuddha]

You gotta eat fiber bars and not brush your hair on Mondays. It's about making as few decisions as possible to reserve brain stamina.

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Who is bugging all these VPs of HR with cold e-mails? Can you stop please so my response rate will increase?

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If you're high at work... you're gonna get fired BUT you should keep refreshing @Dealogic's website for funsies https://t.co/SAfL1XqBFd

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Outbound #SaaS sales juice for today https://t.co/zjnmcoOaxW

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Retooling my prospecting process - @EmailHunter's leads tool saving my team's ass over here. Good job, guys.

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I look at annual reports all day and Travelport's is a beautiful acid trip explosion of Fortune 500-grade IR https://t.co/r1MoyeHM7H

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Quality webinar from @marketo on Account-Based Marketing https://t.co/Y8bcCL8zNe

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@Gizmodo whew, sure does smell like a lot of typos in here

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Interesting sales technique that results in a close-win https://t.co/hMvLKbhN01

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And so the vacation-themed automatic replies begin #outboundprobs