Sales Pig

Travel Pig, Road Warrior, Closer, Diamond Preferred, Platinum, A-List, Quota Buster, Winner, Lone Wolf, Tsa Pre, Steaks, Poon Hound, Panty Buff, Swirley Giver

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Seeing MLS Soccer on after 2 #WorldCup18 games is like watching Pearl Jam opening for the Spin Doctors.
#URUvPOR #Sales

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The whole-body deodorants need to knock it the fuck off with these repulsive ads. Looking at you @Dove and @LumeDeodorant

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Sometimes the road just rewards us…Beers, Zyn, Golf, Asphyxiation, John Denver, Jim Croce, Powder, Salesforce, Q1 end, Plastic bags, logging calls, smelling salts, jock straps, heavy bench press, McNuggets, truffle fries, Whisky, huge shoulder day, steroids. #sales @ClubProGuy

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I was called a sewer rat and a ghoul today by a waitress at Subway, never felt more alive. #sales

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@RandyKarraker What if Goldy and Arenado both get pregnant (I’m told men are now capable of this) and want to protect their baby from a batted ball during the World Series vs the Blue Jays…is that selfish???

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I’ve been fortunate enough in my sales career to have some managers that appreciate a 47 year veteran. As a guy who sold gloves during AIDS, Ecstasy on several college campuses, and masks during Covid…let me tell you, the manager makes the job.
#Sales #Hustle #Wisdom

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@kippdogg21 Ahaha, the long game almost always wins. Calf high socks with garters rarely loses in the board room.

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If you really want to get horned up on the road, here’s a simple packing list to help get u started:

1. 8 Rubbers
2. 3 combs (one for stache)
3. 2 bottles of Popov
4. Phil Collins greatest hits tape
5. Bag of Opium
6. 1 Mad magazine
7. Shoe polish
8. Sour Patch Kids
#Sales

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Phil Collins taught me 2 things in life, take them for what you will:

1. Steak is the only real meat
2. Jet skis are for Cunts

#Sales #Alonso #Beef #win

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@RizzShow so if I’m hearing this right, Tony has a “likes to watch people get vomited on while shopping fetish?”

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@Super70sSports Somebody’s horny

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@Super70sSports Served with a free side of your own burned skin

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@fred035schultz

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@barstoolsports The only thing missing from this is an Easton Black Magic @stoolpresidente

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@herbdill

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@fred035schultz After further review, the ruling on the field of targeting is confirmed

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@cachikipow @jacknicklaus Okay so I’ll rephrase...is it disgusting that Larry David supports Joe Biden seeing as they are both old, rich, and white?

Ya know it is possible to just support a candidate without trashing the other, or bringing skin color into it, or insulting people who feel differently 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@barstoolsports Hard to believe an above ground pool made an appearance in that video