Salesforce Kabuki

[Salesforce Kabuki @SalesforceK]

Spend 8 moons of peasant clicks
King feeds me dolphinastrums
Feels nice

Peasants finally complete what I told them
Tell king he needs to buy more certificums to activate agillium
Leave towerium as fast as I can
Spend next 4 moons trypticum
I am consultant
I know what I do

[Salesforce Kabuki @SalesforceK]

Be a medieval consultant
Go to kings towerium
Tell king I found one rare tool that increases his agillium
Tell him I need to beat peasants every morning with my standup stick
He agrees and gifts me a bag of scrums

[Salesforce Kabuki @SalesforceK]

> Innoviche faster with processium prolapsum
Blame custom bludgeon
Tell them they need to create 6000 step processium
Holy shit they believed me

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Deploying on weekends

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Yamataka Noboru

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New Apex features

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Fending off a release

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When Salesforce just moves your instance from 8000 miles away to 11000 miles away

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IRL Limit Exception

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wherever they'll might be

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new beginnings

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solid autumn

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serene release #gs0

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Salesforce, killing off Aura

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Salesforce, killing off Classic

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Salesforce developer, legally vaping Salesforce methamphetamemes in San Francisco airport
@SalesforceMemes

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Large deployment fish

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Discarded deployment fish

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@sherod > Innoviate faster with flow of happy soup, Big Hot Objects and pieces of Einstein!

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When you are using sfdx scratch orgs