Salesforce guy

test account. All tweets are test subjects. Employee @ Salesforce

[Mr. Buzzoni @polydao]

Atlassian's revenue: $1.79 billion last quarter
Atlassian's move: fire the engineer who built their infrastructure

his move: post a 38-minute breakdown of every system he built, free for anyone to copy

what he revealed:

> Envoy proxy instead of enterprise load balancers
> sidecar architecture for auth, logging, rate limits
> DynamoDB + SQS for async provisioning
> Packer + SaltStack for automated VM deployments at scale

Atlassian charges per employee across 350,000 customers

this guy just handed you the enterprise playbook for free

save this

[shirish @shiri_shh]

the most cold-blooded AI story you'll read today:

pay workers to teach AI their jobs then replace them with the AI they trained

they are literally filming their own replacement 😭

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

If this triggers you be sure to watch it twice

[SkriptkeeperElect @Skriptkeeper17]

This guy is super funny.

[Salesforce guy @Salesforce_jr]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me get this straight…

OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.”

Then he raised billions of dollars.

Then he closed the source code.

Then he converted to for-profit.

Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone.

Then he used YOUR writing YOUR art YOUR code to train his models.

Now he’s on stage saying you’ll pay HIM to access intelligence. Just like a water meter.

He stole all of your data. He built the product with your work. And now he’s going to bill you to use it…

Corporate greed has reached an all time high, and they’re not even hiding it anymore…

[Salesforce guy @Salesforce_jr]

Now put than in Google Messages @Google

[DP¹⁶ 🌍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (🇵🇹 🇳🇴 🇧🇷) @DP1605_]

That’s why I like that iMessage notifies me twice cos I be forgetting sometimes

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Feels like no character was left out of this crossover.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

The Silent Disappearance of Fireflies We May Be the Last Generation to See Fireflies

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you recognise this logo, you’re a true original of the tech community.

[Salesforce Careers @salesforcejobs]

We just turned 27! Check out 27 seconds of our 27th birthday celebration. 🎂

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

I’m heartbroken to hear about the devastation by fire in Los Angeles. Having seen firsthand the destruction that high speed winds and fire can cause, my thoughts are fixed with everyone affected. May peace and safety be restored to all in this difficult time. ❤️

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The progress we will see in the next year or two with AI agents will be "spectacular and surprising”.

—@NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang with @Benioff discuss the pace of AI agent innovation

A machine-led economy with autonomous businesses powered by a boundless digital workforce.

[Salesforce guy @Salesforce_jr]

#ChatGPTDown ?

[Salesforce guy @Salesforce_jr]

#MicrosoftOutage

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

she looked so sad after 😭

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

This is one of the craziest photos ever!

[Salesforce guy @Salesforce_jr]

Wonderful Interaction With MVP Maneesh

#HydTrailblazin
#HydTrailblazinQuest #Megnity
#Blue5Green #Innovar #Accellor
#MTX #TestSigma
@HydTrailblazin