Car Salesperson

Please stay in the right lane.

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@natali3levin Would.

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Tales in car sales. My afternoon appointment showed up in the AM. 4 hours early. Buy a Rolex and learn to tell time.

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@lil_gasmask “Let me replay but not a real replay.”

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@texasrunnerDFW @VivekGRamaswamy In spite of, not because of.

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@spoilAnastasiaP @dateleonahart Remarkably, this advice applies to car sales as well.

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@SpeedSportLife Math is hard

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@kinseyvalxo It’s asking a lot of interesting questions.

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@us_connie $2.81. I don’t live in a terrible state either.

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@762GATOR @hisugarfoxx Should I purchase a boombox in advance?

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I had a buyer show up to buy a sports car with his mom. Nothing says I’m a big boy like buying your sports car with mom.

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A client told me we were $15,000 apart on a deal today. I showed him a map of the store and where to find the exits.

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Customer: what’s your text number?

Me: I have no idea. It’s a piece of software we use with our CRM system.

Him: I mean your cell number.

Me: Only customers who pay sticker get my cell number.

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New voicemail. “The best time to buy a car was last month, but you didn’t so this month will have to do.”

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Our Ai just told a customer to fuck off, politely. I’m impressed!

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I sell debt and debt accessories.

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I know it’s Pride Month but we don’t need to know if you’re firm or soft.

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So new car sales phone technique. If the person on the line says they don’t want to waste their time, put them on hold.

That’s it. That’s the technique.

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It’s satisfying to tell people to hang up on me and drive to the dealership that made the offer they’re trying to get me to beat.

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@Mihoda @GuyDealership Sir, the price is on the window sticker of the car.