@Specsavers your current radio advert for contact lenses (‘now I can concentrate on being a princess’) makes it sound like princesses can’t wear glasses. Do you think that’s a helpful message for young children who need (and maybe are struggling to get used to) glasses?
No one knows what day it is. It might be a Tuesday. Some people have work, some people don't. A confused nation wanders round in suit jackets and pyjamas.