MambaMama

Realistic Optimist 💛

[MambaMama @Salli_G]

What would you do if you knew couldn’t fail? 🤔

[MambaMama @Salli_G]

it’s been idle long enough for battery preservation mode to kick in. Nearly 6 weeks, no loaner, little communication, and I’m paying for a rental out of pocket. The only thing #BuiltFordTough right now is my patience.

[MambaMama @Salli_G]

Hey @Ford and @GeraldJonesFord, what exactly is “Built Ford Tough” about a vehicle needing a new engine at barely 20k miles? Because I still don’t know why my Bronco Sport needs one. It’s been sitting at the dealership since May 30, and today FordPass notified me…

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

Somebody give OG shades

[Principessa @cheatonhimplz]

How tf is everyone skinny with triple d’s

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Alex @al171148]

The amount of laundry you’ve gotta do

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i think peace changes your taste in ppl completely

[MambaMama @Salli_G]

Men

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Women who intentionally created slower, softer lives. What did you remove first?

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

It’s not about the bear.
It’s about why that feels safer.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

Praying for the woman I'II be in 2026. May she be happy, healthy, loved and living in her purpose.

[MambaMama @Salli_G]

Absolutely. 1 week per quarter. plus all the Friday’s before three day weekends. And those random days between Christmas and New Years.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

To the people that have unlimited PTO. Do you actually use more than 25 days a year?

I’m curious 👀

[BIG BEAN @Gail_BeAN]

Ima tell my nieces the Wilson on a basketball stands for @_ajawilson22 🤷🏾‍♀️ @WNBA

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

She didn't stop firing the entire video. I've been hit. Call the police.

[JONATHAN @Jonathzn]

“Beyoncé is the GREATEST performer OF ALL TIME living or dead”

– WENDY WILLIAMS. https://t.co/KZFG9Of6CR

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I wish blocking ppl blew them up

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Now that’s how clear a bitch ass nigga talking about you on a podcast you ain’t lost shit but Isiah 😍

[TDB @TabithaDBasia]

I hate a “ I was going to” type of man.

Just shut up.