Sally Acorn

KBC's top news squirrel, Princess of the Airwaves and voice of the voiceless, Sally Acorn has been a journalist since 1994

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@sonic_hedgehog - Go on, tell us Sonic Boom made a reference to Sonic the Comic. Go on.

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Like, for instance, the Badnik attack currently striking the Country Garden Zone which I need to get to right away- excuse me!

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If you need to read an entire tome dedicated to why you need a boyfriend, then you have bigger problems.

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Whatever the genders, my opinion on the series remains the same: there is better horror AND romance fiction. Real life is even better.

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This time, the boys are girls and the girls are boys! I know, genius, right? Definitely not a cynical cashgrab from author Stephen Mayor.

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Hearing a lot of buzz about the re-release of Midnight, the vampire/werewolf/teen drama series. But there's a clever twist! Get this:

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I mean, I still had the chips, I'm not an idiot.

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Mobian Gazette reporters take note: when trying to headhunt KBC's top news squirrel, don't invite her to a business meeting at a chip shop.

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Tonight at 9pm: An interview with Holly Thumpfoot!
Tonight at 9:30pm: A guide explaining what half the words Holly Thumpfoot says mean!

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Today's special report: are YOU eating too many chilli dogs? Studies say they carry huge health risks (source: Turkey Burger Enterprises).

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Make-up yanked my bow too tight- just did a 40 minute interview with the chief scientist of Equinox Labs looking like a botox victim.

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TODAY'S KBC SPECIAL REPORT: "Cybernik Armies: Good or Bad?" I mean, it's obviously bad, innit?

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Do you lot ever have that feeling where a few days seem to take six months? I swear time on Mobius has passed differently since June 2000.

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I've got that framed at my desk, it's a lovely cross-stitch design by Tux the Penguin. Don't ask, long story.

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"If you have an opinion about one of my reports, keep it to yourself, yeah?"

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However, this flies in the face of my journalistic style, so I'm going to throw out one of Sally's Special Tips:

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In the wake of recent events involving SPEAR, KBC journos have been asked to canvas members of the public for their opinions.

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It's been a long absence but Episode 13 is finally here! Enjoy, all! http://t.co/QjjDFgnvf3

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Haven't heard from my friend Porker Lewis lately. Last I heard, he was having grief with his garden gate. That was the gist I got, anyway.

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Thank heavens that crisis has finally been dealt with! Maybe now our lives can resume normalcy. Full story at http://t.co/zJnn2e4fm8