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[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Jeremy Kyle unfortunately found alive aged 59.

[Ben 🐸 @BenRogerson_]

There's a mentally ill man on your stage who states he's not taking his "depression tablets" but instead of getting him any kind of help, you yell at & humiliate him over a lie detector test that you know is complete bollocks.

There's a special place in hell for Jeremy Kyle

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

Dynamic pricing is fucking criminal. Ticketmaster really are the scum of the earth.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“Stop killing children”

“That’s antisemitic”

I have no words anymore.

[The Warm-Up @WilliamHillSPFL]

Does Virgil van Dijk remember taking on Dougie Imrie?

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

There's 120 minutes of our lives we're never getting back

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

The second time today the Orange Walk has went past the flat. Get to fuck.

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

The Jay Slater patter is the only thing keeping me going through this bastard of a hangover at the moment

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

Sometimes you forget how much of an ordeal going for a shite while wearing a kilt is

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

There are fully grown adult men kicking about with number 69 on their football tops thinking it's 'top lad bantz'. Christ almighty.

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

Taking it well, I see.

[Partick Thistle FC @PartickThistle]

Raith score and go through

Raith:❌✅✅✅✅
Thistle: ✅✅✅❌❌

Raith 4 v 3 Thistle

#RRFCvPTFC #WeAreThistle

[☭ @SallyCinnamon15]

Is it just me or is the phone signal in Inverclyde absolutely dreadful? Is it my imagination or has it been worse recently?

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

#OnThisDay #OTD April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when "22 Short Films About Springfield" first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Special guest ref for Drew McIntyre’s match, John Beaton.