LIVE BREAKING NEWS: Brawl breaks out at American Crossword Puzzle Tournament qualifiers. Sources say chaos began with an argument over the answer to #5 Down - a four box prompt asking “The sound a dog makes”. Spectators remain trapped.
Has your fantasy football season gone dismally awry? Do you now feel a stranger in your own shoes? We understand, so we compiled a list of things you probably used to do to help you get back on track:
• Eat
• Sleep
• Shower
• Talk to others
• Go to your job
Hope to help!
Miami has apparently moved conference finals prep to a nearby McDonald's PlayPlace. Practice generally consists of ball-pit fights and dislodging each other from slides until their collective warmth is palpably too high. They then have Hi-C. #NBAPlayoffs#McPractice