Salmon SportsNet

Alternative sports news, insight, and information.

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Get ready, cause we’re back…

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

For information on how to participate in the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, please visit https://t.co/TnprzXDKHS

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

LIVE BREAKING NEWS: Brawl breaks out at American Crossword Puzzle Tournament qualifiers. Sources say chaos began with an argument over the answer to #5 Down - a four box prompt asking “The sound a dog makes”. Spectators remain trapped.

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

You’ve failed us @statmuse

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

#winning

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Think about Terry #Thanksgiving

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

A few others!

• Get up to use the bathroom
• Remember your children
• Tend to your children
• Drink heavily

What's your list?

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Has your fantasy football season gone dismally awry? Do you now feel a stranger in your own shoes? We understand, so we compiled a list of things you probably used to do to help you get back on track:

• Eat
• Sleep
• Shower
• Talk to others
• Go to your job

Hope to help!

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Get in Shaq shape for the summer!

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

Finally, I found some good AI art

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Starting to compile some way too early #FantasyFootball rankings 👀

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

Miami has apparently moved conference finals prep to a nearby McDonald's PlayPlace. Practice generally consists of ball-pit fights and dislodging each other from slides until their collective warmth is palpably too high. They then have Hi-C. #NBAPlayoffs #McPractice

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

NFL schedule starting to release!!! #NFL #NFLSchedule2023 #purpledrapes

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

@KeithSmithNBA Likely effects of the extra pregame jerky #jerkyeffects

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

@Kingblackphilly Pairs well with the vast amount of jerky supplied pregame #jerkyeffects

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

The increased amount of pregame jerky in each locker room is clearly having an effect on players’ performances #PHIvsBOS #jerkyeffects

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

@InsideHoops Question is less or more jerky #jerkyeffects

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

@sixers Extra jerky working like a charm #jerkyeffects

[Salmon SportsNet @SalmonSportsNet]

@NBCSCeltics It’s gotta be all that extra jerky #jerkyeffects