Tanner Salmon

Rise and shine, give god your glory

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

https://t.co/9DDbeIYRTQ

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@Pfrazzle I don't like the idea of the Electoral College but we all knew how the system worked going into this

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

I always forget that everyone is a political expert until election time #ThePeopleHaveVoted

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

I'm with the @ZZUCRU for round two of the #Pac12SR Student Section Challenge! #WSUSSC
https://t.co/t8M7PSGvPC

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

Why is it the day I'm getting my haircut my hair always looks it's best?

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

This was supposed to be our year #HucktheFuskies

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@jamieteds I'm always funny!

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@drayday3 f**k

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@MeganOrion I'm not jealous because I have a way better idea and its called a Farty. A floral party get it?

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

Let's count how many different ways DG's can use the word "Jarty" in there insta posts

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

If you don't like the Game Show Network I probably don't like you #GSN

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

"Go suck a dick"
Jamie "I already did"
"Bullshit who?"
Jamie "I sucked the Devils dick"
@jamieteds

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@Hot__coco ruthless 🙁

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@LillyJacobsen touche

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

Did DG's go pick flowers today?

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@Hot__coco just slid into my dm's

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@jamieteds @GunnaBurn it ended on my terms

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

Being alone at your Grandparents house in another state without a phone is exactly as boring as it seems #hencemyfirsttweet

[Tanner Salmon @SalmonTanner]

@jamieteds Sup ho