Salmonder

Nintendo enjoyer.

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

@Emusaurus_rex Bro I had to do a double take I thought Alphys said something COMPLETELY different

[🟡Noah N Copeland🟡made Sonic Triple Trouble 16bit @NoahNCopeland]

DK64 is back on Switch 2 so I put the monkey rap over Back in Black. I'm sorry

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

The only plus to the OOT remake is there will be HD Ruto ass

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

@SerebiiNet The code even spells out LARP like okay bro we get it.

[J-Der (READ PINNED FOR CDM!SSlDN INFO) @jdrider02]

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[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

Dude are subs okay?

[Laura/Ryan🐾🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @localtryansfem]

I was once asked by a girl whos most dear to me to hit her in the head with the non sharp side of a real axe. This was a compromise after I had rejected the idea of using the sharp end of it on her.

[Grapes Studios @dylan1wow]

Peak ✋😎🤚

[Dreadnoughtus @d_schrani]

Walkin’ around, in the way
Got a sabertooth kitty named Little Clay
Can’t think too good, don’t know too much
No readin’ no writin’ no silly play
I got to be gay
This world is so slay
I got to be gay
Got got, got to be gay

(happy pride month!)

[fat lime crewmate @THEBIGTINA]

Gay, the people are gay
Your brother is gay
Your mother is gay
Your preacher is gay
Your milkman is gay
The midwife is gay
The mailman is so very gay

it’s so much better now! it’s so much better now! it’s so much better now the gays can rule the world instead of cishet white men

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

All I can think about is that one video of the guy fucking to that dinky ass song and now I’m imagining someone using Forest Navel as that song in bed

[Thinginator. @Thinginator90]

YESSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYYY

[Thinginator. @Thinginator90]

YESSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYYY

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

Dude, forgot how fun the N64 Zeldas can be ngl

[Brandon Santiago @4BrandonJS4]

See, no. You’re doing it wrong. He originally said “Make like a tree and get outta here”. He was saying it wrong. You’re being too clever.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘ADVENTURES OF TINTIN’ movie is officially happening.

Peter Jackson is currently writing the script with plans to direct the film himself.

(Source: @Variety)

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

@V3IR_on_twt @GAL_lington Dude he’s trapped in super hell

[Ben Naumann @InternetJumbo]

13th Century Live Streamer:

New Plague Just Dropped

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

These replies are frying me bro everyone slandering different games

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

[Salmonder @Salomondcer]

@LuigiXP “It’s Bowser isn’t it, it’s going to be Bowser.”