Dave R

Making most of life with what I have #Salop Block 6 ST holder

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@myoldnan @Jdownes15 Lloyd runs beautifully and has energy, he jumps gracefully like a gazelle, but he can’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo! We don’t need someone else who can run if he doesn’t score goals which 6 goals in the past two seasons suggests

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@SamTheShrew Hoof ball at our level is fine as long as it is effective but this guy is another striker who seemingly can’t hit a barn door from five yards.

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@RuytonShrew Going on his stats he will fit in pretty well to continue the Salop tradition of strikers who don’t score many goals.

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@SpannersReady I agree, I think people were looking for any excuse to be offended by her presence. I get the optics were (in F1 parlance) sub optimal but I think faulty pit lane sensors and lifting tarmac were more concerning

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@AllisonPearson I think it is a case of be careful what you wish for. Starmer is dreadful but I can only see worse options looking to replace him.

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@Nath_Salop @salopcarl Apart from a stylish run, an ability to jump reasonably high what strengths has he got to play to? He can’t hit a barn door from six feet. I think the term “leaves me cold” is a good description.

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@XOQueenEsther This is the most accurate, logical and cogent tweet I have read today.

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@THEMACHOPEAS @shrewsburytown Tweet of the day! 😅

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@lukew_powell I would hesitate to sign him on a free, if they want a fee for him I think our meagre reserves could be better spent.

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@Salop_Nathan Unless there is new investment I can see these lads playing a big part next year along with loan signings. Cowan has an advantage this year because most of the dross are out of contract. As close to a clean sheet as a manager can get.

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@BBCMOTD There is a simpler way to manage this which requires very little administration. Whenever any player receives treatment ALL outfield players have to stand in the centre circle. No mucking about, into the centre and no communication with sidelines.

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@zatzi

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@StuartLewis66 @bowbrookshrew @shrewsburytown This has been on the cards for a year, if fans had been that bothered they would have made sure they bought them. With the social media inputs of YouTube, X and Instagram the programme has become outmoded.

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@DPJHodges @oldishbird1 Pretty sure that is what happened

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@zatzi I agree entirely with your sentiment but I do wonder whether these sessions should be conducted in private. I realise there would be dissent to the notion but I think the country’s credibility not to mention security is being eroded with each revelation.

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@DawnNeesom Even Ed Davey was sensible!!!! 😳

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Resign.

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@afneil @stuartroberts18 Her most effective contribution to the house for many years.

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@LeeHarris The whole World will have laughed and is laughing at him and our country. He is not only making us a laughing stock but is weakening our credibility and security.

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@lukew_powell He couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo! 🤷🏻 #Salop