@elonmusk day 29: i hear you're hiring elon. Id happily work for my brand new tesla because the commitment of tweeting everyday for a year is starting to drain me
@elonmusk day 28: sorry ive been absent elon, ive been stuck in a lucid dream where I woke up to find a brand new tesla on my drive. We dont have signal there so I had to wait until I woke up to tweet you ๐ was it a premonition?
@elonmusk day 26: My tesla is red ๐ or maybe its blue ๐ but overall it doesnโt matter because its environmentally friendly elon and provided to me by you ๐
@elonmusk day 21: I heard you found some bombs today? Did you explode with excitement? I know I will when I wake up to find my brand new tesla on the driveway! ( gifted to me by you ๐)
@elonmusk day 18: 18mins is the exact amount of time it takes me to get to my nearest tesla showroom. 18 mins is all it would take for you to call them up and notify them im coming to pick up a brand new tesla, your treat x
@elonmusk day 17: today my hangover hurts. It wouldnโt feel quite so bad if i Had a brand new shiny tesla that could drive itself to Tesco and get me a powerade. SOS
@elonmusk day 14: Weโve reached dedication station Elon. A place where I can charge my brain with more Creative ways to reach out to you, a place where I can fully charge my brand new Tesla provided by you in just 12 hours ๐
@elonmusk Tuesday are sunny, Wednesdays are not, the weather doesnt matter when im driving round in my brand new tesla provided by elon musk (and poems dont matter either ) x
@elonmusk day 12: i hope your week ahead will be full of joy Elon. I will continue to dream of the joy my future will bring, in a brand new shiny tesla
@elonmusk day 11: I have not forgotten about you today elon, my dreams of receiving a tesla are as strong as ever, its just been a busy day. Until tomorrow... ๐ ๐
@elonmusk day 10: weโve reached double figures elon, thank you for your time. Would now be a good time to ask as politely as possible for the opportunity to be gifted a new tesla?
@elonmusk Day 9: after sitting in an 8 hour lecture today all i want to do is get in my brand new Tesla ( provided by you, Elon ) and drive home listening to my favourite songs. Instead i must join the rush hour trains which make me sad. Help me Elon x
@elonmusk Day 7: Teslas are Red, im unsure about blue, i still dont know how to drive, but when you teach me ( in my brand new tesla ) iโll race you ๐ ๐ ๐