Rust Cohle

Life ain’t a life til you live it. #TXST #FreePalestine

[Rust Cohle @SalsaMerango]

Saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and said "Salsa Merango's a Pimp."

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I'm not MJ, I'm LJ

[BokoByTheRiver @bokobytheriver]

If Texas does decide to drop our game, we all know it’ll be to duck the ONE and ONLY Brad Jackson!!! 😤

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Every Texans defense interception from the 2025 season.

[Hoops4Fun @hoops4_fun]

2011 Josh Smith reel

[ROGUE HOU SPORTS LLC @RogueHouSports]

Texans Fans: “Nick Caserio. Do something! Our offensive line needs help.”

Nick Caserio:

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

PRIME ARIAN FOSTER WAS AN ABSOLUTE BEAST FOR THE #TEXANS.

Foster’s run from 2010-14 was special…

• 6,052 rushing yards
• 1,948 receiving yards
• 62 total touchdowns
• 4x Pro Bowler
• 2x All-Pro

One of the most underrated running backs ever

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: The 2011 Houston #Texans team was STACKED besides their quarterback… https://t.co/76DrSLDKp3

QB: T.J. Yates
RB: Arian Foster
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Kevin Walter
TE: Owen Daniels
LT: Duane Brown
LG: Wade Smith
C: Chris Myers
RG: Mike Brisiel
RT: Eric Winston

DE: J.J. Watt
Antonio Smith
NT: Shaun Cody
LB: DeMeco Ryans, Brian Cushing, Connor Barwin
CB: Johnathan Joseph, Kareem Jackson
S: Glover Quin, Danieal Manning

One hell of a team.

[Luke Christensen @LukeChrisFFL]

NFL teams ranked by number of appearances in the Epstein Files🚨🚨

1. Commanders: 18
2. 49ers: 17
3. Patriots: 14
4. Dolphins: 13
4. Jets: 13
6. Giants 11
7. Titans 9
8. Bears: 7
8. Broncos: 7
8. Cowboys: 7
11. Chiefs: 6
12. Buccaneers: 5
12. Falcons: 5
12. Seahawks: 5
12. Raiders: 5
16. Browns: 4
16. Eagles: 4
16. Jaguars: 4
16. Lions: 4
16. Packers: 4
16. Ravens: 4
22. Bengals: 3
22. Cardinals: 3
22. Colts: 3
22. Panthers: 3
22. Saints: 3
22. Vikings: 3
28. Bills: 2
28. Chargers: 2
28. Rams: 2
28. Steelers: 2
32. Texans: 0

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Built this dub brick by brick

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

1994 Knicks-Pacers

Game 5: Reggie Miller beats Knicks at MSG, does choke sign to celebrity Knicks fan Spike Lee

Game 6: Fellow celebrity Knicks fan Billy Baldwin travels to Indiana & sits next to Reggie Miller’s wife. Pacers lose on Miller’s 8-21 FG

Game 7: Knicks take series

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Woody Marks shatters American sports records by leaving a 13th consecutive games with an injury.

[Bobcat Den @bobcat_den_]

Texas State has an ad running in Mexico City calling themselves “Mexico’s PAC12 team”

[Rust Cohle @SalsaMerango]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[RSBN 🇺🇸 @RSBNetwork]

President Trump announces that he approves the production of an ultra-compact Truck, which wasn't previously allowed in America due to government overreach

[Rust Cohle @SalsaMerango]

whom and I

[rissa @skarsblood]

thinking about how they would fight and he would cry