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I’m biodegradable

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Pusha T went to Nardwuar for info on Adonis

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@nardwuar is who Facebook sells your data to 👀

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Suspicious amount of people hiring “professional photographers” to take their pics so they can get 20 likes on insta

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Coca-Cola, sometimes war

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

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Kids have crushes. Real men have high blood pressure and a receding hairline

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Since launching reels, IG is now just soft porn

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Million dollar beach listing is garbage compared to selling sunset

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If they show one more second of Davina on selling sunset, I might off myself.

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My ass in these lululemon shorts is ridonkulous. Would make Kim k cry

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Large corporation: “Hey guys we know times are tough and people are dying. In these unprecedented times we, as a community need to come together and buy as many of our products as possible so we can get through this”.

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Horny

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I’m developing a shopping addiction to Patagonia

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Stop going to restaurants and ordering chicken fingers. Embarrassing

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644

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“Today is a juicy ass and I’m gonna eat it”-Gandhi

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We on that wine only vibe this year

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Was extremely sad for 5 minutes today. First time in years. Absolutely wild

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Wearing a DW/ Nixon watch makes you look like a silly goose

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Might fuck around and self sabotage