Saltimus Maximus

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[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

I got a lead for you on where to eat in Denmark #LiamBlutmanOTWorld

Tweeters have picked the correct scorer 15/18 times

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@Blutman27 Ehlers #LiamBlutmanOTWorld

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

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@GeorgesEColbert @NetflixTudum @peacock @HBO This guy doesn’t know ball

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@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic I got my $$ on an Adam Sandler movie draft for Happy Gilmore 2

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@StevenCheah @AdamSchefter The chimney had it first.

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@SeanSheehanBA 🙌The GOAT 🙌

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@JohnRichTV He used a wedding analogy to explain basketball, and then used a basketball analogy to explain the wedding analogy.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

We’re back

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@DEADLINE pretty sure thats Ja’Marr Chase.

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@of_baby14067 @calvinrobinson It’s like that famous Jesus quote “Never repent, for that is a losing strategy.”

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

This might be the best use of this meme template.

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@benfowlkesMMA I’ve been watching this shit for 20 years but seeing Jones dancing with Trump as Joe Rogan tells me it’s brought to you by Rizz Pharma might’ve done me in

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New episode out now!
-A controversial Nathan’s puts commissioner Hardy in further hot (dog) water.
-USA wins its 18th consecutive contest.
-Miki Sudo cements her legacy as the GOAT.
-Are we in a juiced dog era?

Subscribe to our Patreon for a preview of next week’s episode.

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🚨 EMERGENCY EPISODE OF HOCKING DOGS 🚨

We discuss:
- How this affects commissioner Hardy's legacy
-Are dynasties bad for our sport?
-Vegan food: gross substitute...or Russia's new PED?

Now available wherever you get your competitive eating podcasts
#JoeyChestnut #LetsEat

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🚨 EMERGENCY EPISODE OF HOCKING DOGS 🚨

We discuss:
- How this affects commissioner Hardy's legacy
-Are dynasties bad for our sport?
-Vegan food: gross substitute...or Russia's new PED?

Now available wherever you get your competitive eating podcasts
#JoeyChestnut #LetsEat

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Joey Chestnut has been banned from this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand "Impossible Foods" over Nathan's

More here: https://t.co/btK6yMFuhr

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@mulaney @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke @Hannahgadsby @TheHorrorMaster @NikkiGlaser @beck La Brea tar pit fans about to have a NIGHT.

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Napoleon after the battle of Waterloo:

[LeSean Shady Mccoy @CutonDime25]

lol damn win some lose some I just got cooooked

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Happy MLK day @darrenrovell

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Here’s Darren explaining his MLK (and Rosa Parks) collection to Canes fans with some additional comments from him on the matter.

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What does Glen Powell think a reboot is?

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

New 'Twister' FiIm Is Winding Its Way To You, And It's Not A Sequel Nor Reboot, Says GIen PoweII https://t.co/2Lr4Tl9VaW