Salt Lake Jake

Trying to be like Jesus(TRYING!) Utes, Utes, Mammoth, Jazz, Chiefs, Royals. BBQ & Dr Pepper. President of Devon Dampier fan club. Disciple of Christ #LDS

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

I’m going to make this my pinned tweet. This is when Jim Rome gave me the nickname “Salt Lake Jake”

[thelawshorts @thelawshorts]

Some of the most damaging messaging in today’s culture is that you need to be “ready” to have kids, that they’re expensive, and that they’ll “limit” you.

Anti-child rhetoric.

You’ll never be ready, they don’t have to be expensive, and they expand your world.

Your ancestors had children in war & famine & want.

Have lots of children, enjoy them as gifts from God.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@TeeplesCY Find me a group of men more educated and more intelligent than the Q12.

Oaks-JD, Chicago Law
Eyering-PHD, Harvard
DTC-JD,Duke
Bednar-PHD, Purdue
Cook-JD, Stanford
Andersen-Masters, Harvard
Renlund-MD, Utah
Gong, PHD, Oxford
Gilbert, PHD, Harvard

And on and on and on…

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@BradenShamo Lord willing

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@dGod23 How would you monetize that idea into a trillion dollars, DGod?

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

Each day provides a new idea on how to further ruin what made college football great. So fun!

[Austin Meek @byAustinMeek]

I have a take that I’m sure everyone will agree with: If the CFP expands to 24 teams, Michigan and Ohio State should play in October.

https://t.co/3Zops8gliw

[calebquinoa397️⃣ @FortyUter]

Wow….the disrespect leaving the only undefeated P4 coach in the entire universe off the list smh

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@TanMart03 @MUSSemeritus Gotta hurry up and get that Olympics Eastside press box built then it’ll be perfect

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@UteBeliever @DB_cUTEpper @Ute_Jay_13 *resurrect

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@UteBeliever @DB_cUTEpper @Ute_Jay_13 As in Salt Lake Gulls baby! Time to resurgent the Great Salt Lake Gulls baseball team

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@Sarge_Ute That’s why we gotta go with Gulls or Bees. That’s more baseball. Outlaws is XFL minor league esque.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@Sarge_Ute Baseball names are more campy and playful. We can’t have names like outlaws. You have two teams named after sock colors. You have a “reds”. You got a team named after trolley Dodgers because of traffic . You got Yankees, Cubs. Beer brewers. A bunch of Bird teams.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@lisadancefit Buddy.. this is amazingly timely. We were playing four square over the weekend(Bountiful hillside is where I live) and I smashed it too hard on my son and we live on a long straight hill and it went bye bye too fast. I drove down and found it about a mile from home. No joke.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@KirkHerbstreit @B1GRichUte Wait you have a dog??

[ᴼᴾᴵᴺᴵᴼᴺᴬᵀᴱᴰ ᴾᴼᴷᴱ @OpinionatedPoke]

Land of the free.
Because of the brave.
#MemorialDay

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

Nothing on earth can bring you the moments of sheer joy that children can. No major sporting event. Concert. Vacation anywhere on this planet. Or any material possession. I have experienced all of those. Nothing can bring the joy to the level a child can. Praise to the most high.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@Chapincabras @DB_cUTEpper Arlo is the only one semi new. Its been 3-4 years. The rest have been around for at least 15 years.

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@DB_cUTEpper Facts

[D.B. @DB_cUTEpper]

The baddest MFer to ever do it #GoUtes

[Salt Lake Jake @SaltLakeJake]

@sports8 @wilnerhotline They were left behind simply because of their location. Nothing else. They were great programs in the Pac and they got screwed. They deserved better and the whole league got screwed by Tv execs. So dumb. I’m talking about you.