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He is the god of professional wrestling. He is the goat. He is definitely bangin’ your girlfriend. But most importantly, he is better than you and you know it.

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Only logging in to remind each and every last one of you incels that I’m better than you, and you know it.

Thanks for tuning into my ted talk, hope you have a horrible rest of your day.

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And three separate world title reigns before the age of thirty is something worth celebrating.

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I may be many things, mostly negative— But a liar isn’t one of them. I told each and every one of you morons that I would become a three time world champion by the age of thirty and that’s exactly what I did. And I did it in front of my own home town no less. Legacy defining.

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Lou Thesz, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, John Cena, Shinsuke Nakamura and Kazuchika Okada can’t lace my jockstrap.

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I may be many things, mostly negative— But a liar isn’t one of them. I told each and every one of you morons that I would become a three time world champion by the age of thirty and that’s exactly what I did. And I did it in front of my own home town no less. Legacy defining.

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@BarbieVanDoll No.

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I may be many things, mostly negative— But a liar isn’t one of them. I told each and every one of you morons that I would become a three time world champion by the age of thirty and that’s exactly what I did. And I did it in front of my own home town no less. Legacy defining.

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. . . okay, you can talk now

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Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me, If you know what’s best for you . . .

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@BarbieVanDoll Maybe you’re not as dumb as you look after all.

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@BarbieVanDoll Finally someone capable of putting two brain cells together to see it for what it is.

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Leave it to the Devil to hang the Hangman.

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That’s what I thought. Will enjoy the peace and quiet until you come back.

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Nice try, I’m going nowhere near there. I’ll just pull the plug if I have to.

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Will be changing the channel soon.

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Head empty, balls full.

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@ScarlettToHell Then get on your fucking knees and do your job.

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Which one of you slut is going to be the first one to come service this cock and make me a dad on this Father’s Day?

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I think it was about damn time I gave all you ring rats something to really over.

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You can’t tell me a damn thing and you certainly can’t hold a dime to my name. I’m nobody’s product, I created my own success. MJF made MJF.

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@itschar1i3 The only pick me up you will ever need.

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@itschar1i3 may have lost, but she still ended the night a winner.