Catalan Cookie

In Love With MORE Than The Sea...

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@ParfaitRocks my favorite...

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@ShineCheriee aye, mate. Now put cap'n Abalone Cookie at th' top.

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@ShineCheriee choco bonbon in maybe is criminal, ye got nary got a strong bone in ye body tae handle all that.

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@herbaltea26 well blow me down, that's great as findin' a pearl n' the briney depths!

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

AYE! OUR CAP'N AIN'T UGLY! I'D SAY HE'S REAL HANDSOME!

[HerbalTea!🌿🍵 Blackbert era @herbaltea26]

tw: slightly suggestive

cookie run smash or pass tier list I made (thank @/MishimaSlay and @/CrayCrayonEater) rate my taste oomfs

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@herbaltea26 well now what we're 'ere!

I'm sure th' crews sittin' there all pretty, aye???

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@DancinCl0uds BECAUSE I HATE HER AND I WANT HER FUCKING DEAD!!!!

IM AN EVIL FUCKING PIRATE AND I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I FUCKING WANT FUCK YOU!!!

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

Now that we're safe n' at port..

Let's see if this mermaid's got anything good in 'em.

How do'ya folks think'uv selling some "prime cuts" ah' frilled jellyfish?

YARRRHARHARHARHARHARRRR!!!

[Custard Cookie @CustardTheFirst]

Hmph.. This greatly distresses my dough. What could possibly be happening on Earthbread for this to happen.

[Custard Cookie @CustardTheFirst]

i'm just saying, soldier.

he calls me sea dog, he calls the other Elders sea dog, he calls HIMSELF sea dog!

Sea dog this, sea dog that, sea dog PLEASE!!!

Bitch sea dog, sea dog have you lost your mind, sea dog check that hoe, sea dog you bullshittin, break yourself sea dog!

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Ch0c0king

[Pop Crumbs @popcrumbscrk]

🚨 After a year of dissapearance, Longan Dragon Cookie was found streaming inside their shell plotting for the "great meme reset."

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@BambooBladee yarrrg! Yarhar-

OH WHAT THE FUCK!

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Longan_Cookie Thank y'kindly.

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Longan_Cookie Guess we'll stay at the port till it dies down..

But this gives us a bit ah' time to sell what we've got on deck.

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Longan_Cookie I ain't no holyman, dragon! What?! Y'want me to pray to you??

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Longan_Cookie Oh my god...

HOW'LL THIS AFFECT FISHIN' SEASON, LADS?!?!

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

There it is.

Spear it.

[Sorbet Shark Cookie @SoOorbetShark]

OOooOooOOoOoOo!
(stupid land cookies!)

[Catalan Cookie @SaltedBalogna]

@Longan_Cookie WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!