Jake Salter

An anagram for my name is 'a stale jerk'

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

Thank God for Spotify. If it were up to me the neighborhood kids would have to trick-or-treat through a 2-hour loop of "Monster Mash" and "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah."

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

I used to think that the hand-wringing over bias in AI was overblown but this is pretty illuminating.

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

A last visit to my first St. Louis home. So many great memories living with @alli2words and @codytubbs. Here's to many more at Al's next party pad.

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

$750 is not enough to support our troops.

[Erek Majka @ErekMajka]

Law is wild. People venerate stuff written over 200 years ago. In medicine we’re like “look what these ancient dummies thought in the 1990s”

[Erek Majka @ErekMajka]

Just read on Facebook that Bill Gates is putting microchips in the new Xbox! They’re doing this to children! Wake up, America!

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

We are St. Louis CITY Soccer Club.
#stlCITYsc #OurCITYOurSpirit

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

The "Greatest" Generation? Are we definitely settled on that title? Maybe we could reserve that for people who did a better job of raising kids.

[March Madness of Flags @FlagsMarch]

AND THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS IS ......... ST. LOUIS!!! #FlagDay #FlagsOnFlagsOnFlags #Bracketology #WeSleepInMay #StayHomeSaveLives #ThisIsOnlyTemporary #Flags

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

@codytubbs Extra cool when you *trade* to 32 to get to the SB #llamallama

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@ErekMajka He probably shouldn't be listening to angel dust anyway.

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

@ErekMajka In D&D terms it would be like drinking a potion of fire resistance, stepping in a fire, getting burnt (at half damage), and being like "WTF this is snake oil!" because you thought resistance=immunity.

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

@ErekMajka I was a part of that ignorant bunch. I hate shots but once I understood that getting the shot was a way to *reduce the likelihood* of getting sick that season, I was on board.

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

- "Alexa, play Christmas music, but like classic versions of the songs that are actually about Jesus."
- "OK. Here's 'Jingle Bell Rock' by Blake Shelton"

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

My wife is watching "Scott's Tots." Is there a hotline to report self harm?

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

#Vine is going to be a game-changer. http://t.co/PMRFKdbp

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

"I Just Woke Up in 1994 with All of My Knowledge from 2019," a To-Do List:
1. Stop 9/11
2. Wear clothes that actually fit

[Jake Salter @Salterian]

The chicken was the only individually wrapped piece in my son's Duplo set. Clearly the Lego people have played Zelda games.