Richard Ryder

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@Reds Took my son to his first Reds game today, and it was a complete disaster. He’s in tears after that performance, and I threw my beer at a Braves fan in front of us. Just shoved a homeless man in rage as we exited the stadium. I’m done with this team.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@ClemsonBaseball Just smashed my 4K TV in front of 50+ guests at my watch party because of that choke. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night at a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye Tiger fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@RazorbackMBB Time to fire Eric Musselman. He has failed to capitalize on consecutive Elite 8 appearances. Don’t let our fluke win against Kansas distract us from the fact that this season was a total embarrassment. This team is a disgrace to Arkansas basketball. Musselman should be ashamed.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@MSU_Basketball I’m in utter disgust with this team. Never in my life have I had this much rage coursing through my veins. I just threw my signed Draymond Green basketball through my TV and tore apart my mancave. My kids are hiding in the closet crying. I don’t know how I’ll explain to my wife.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@KUHoops Took my son to his first Jayhawks game today, and it was a complete disaster. He’s in tears after that performance, and I threw my beer at a Kansas St fan in front of us. Just shoved a homeless man in rage as we exited the stadium. I’m done with this team.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@AdamSchefter The anti-SEC bias strikes again. Bama is clearly a top 4 team in the country but gets denied a spot. We’re so good that the only way to stop us is to have the committee keep us out of the playoffs. This is unacceptable. I will be boycotting this year’s bowl season.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@MySportsUpdate The anti-SEC bias strikes again. Bama is clearly a top 4 team in the country but gets denied a spot. We’re so good that the only way to stop us is to have the committee keep us out of the playoffs. This is unacceptable. I will be boycotting this year’s bowl season.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@NDFootball Just flipped over a table and chucked a plate of wings across the room at Hooters in front of 30+ friends and family. People are in tears all over the restaurant and my wife just said she’s leaving me. Just poured my beer on a USC fan on the way out. I’M DONE WITH THIS TEAM!!!

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@LSUfootball I just knocked over my Christmas tree and smashed my TV. I am screaming with rage and anger due to this pathetic excuse of a performance. There are shattered ornaments everywhere as 30+ guests are crying while leaving. Just set fire to my Burrow Jersey. Goodbye LSU fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@Lions I just threw my dinner table at my TV, destroying both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Megatron jersey into the firepit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye Lions fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@packers I SPENT $3000 TO GET FRONT ROW SEATS FOR MY SON AND ME AND THIS IS THE RESULT!!?? My son is in tears after I got into a shoving match with a Titans fan. Just poured my beer on an usher while leaving the stadium. I’m never going to a Packers game again.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@BuffaloBills Took my son to his first Bills game today, and it was a complete disaster. He’s in tears after that performance, and I threw my beer at a Vikings fan in front of us. Just shoved a homeless man in rage as we exited the stadium. I’m done with this team.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@warriors Lifelong Warriors fan here. This team is an embarrassment. Curry is clearly overrated. Klay is washed. Poole is overrated. Draymond is the only player showing any heart. Steve Kerr should be fired right now. I speak for every Warriors fan.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@ChicagoBears @SociosUSA Been a Bears fan for 42 years but this is the final straw. I just destroyed my TV and all my Bears memorabilia in front of 30 guests at my son’s birthday party. My son and all his friends are in tears, and I just set fire to my Fields jersey. Bears Nation, GOODBYE! 👋

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@Broncos I just threw my glass table at my 65 inch TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Russ jersey into the firepit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye Broncos fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@AggieFootball I just threw my glass table at my 65 inch TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Manziel into the firepit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye Aggies fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@HuskerFBNation @WoodhouseAuto I just threw my glass table at my 65 inch TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Nebraska jersey into the firepit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye Huskers fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@Cardinals Took my son to his first Cardinals game tonight, and it was a complete disaster. He’s in tears after that performance, and I threw my beer at a Braves fan in front of us. Just shoved a homeless man in rage as we exited the stadium. I’m done with this team.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@Nationals Just smashed my monitor in front of all my coworkers because of that trade. My boss just fired me and told me he’s been sleeping with my wife. I just stormed out of the office and am now crying in my car. This team has ruined my life, career, and marriage. Goodbye Nats fans.

[Richard Ryder @Saltine99]

@SFGiants Just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my son's birthday party because of the Giants’ performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at her boss’ house. This team has ruined my life. I can’t do this anymore. Goodbye Giants fans.