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@NYCMayor resign, asshole

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@NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul resign, asshole

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Kevin McCarthy proudly nominated for the speakership for the 14th time—this time by Patrick McHenry, the first ventriloquist's dummy elected to the House. #kevinmcarthy #patrickmchenry #HakeemJeffriesForSpeaker #January6 #CherylJohnson

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@facelesshag true

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just met a person that would be pleased with themself for finding syntactical errors in cocteau twins lyrics

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love the cult but can we get some Turbo Lover in there to round out the gran turismo 3 soundtrack #LeMans24

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How many toes you reckon that Habsburg's got? #LeMans24

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@marcheiden you weren't so bad yourself

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@TimHops @DCMinute @FakeJanVesely I'll never forget our time together. And don't worry, I never force feed strangers.

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@TimHops @DCMinute @FakeJanVesely But in a word: no.

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@TimHops @DCMinute @FakeJanVesely Forgive me Nabisco, for I have sinned. You may now pay me handsomely.

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@DCMinute @TimHops @FakeJanVesely I never play the safety card.

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@BigbyTX not really holdin out for the hat trick...

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

After $1 Bil mission to Mars we've discovered it's more of a dark orange color than red. Also, a billion earthlings don't have clean water.

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greenland http://t.co/67WKui9v

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http://t.co/KgTA5biU

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@J_Domino but yes I'm still completely jet lagged, and we're not keeping a very responsible schedule here

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@J_Domino I have to say, I kinda miss the days when you didn't really know what the Internet was for.

[Mark @BLMark]

As much as I yell at people for doing it, I must admit I ate #Crackers in bed today...@Saltines #NomNomNom #SoGood #fb

[Gerilyn Shorten @gtothemoney]

that wonderful day we spent on sunday? 3/10 kids have stomach flu w/fever. thankful for @7up @zofran @saltines and cuddles #lifeasweknowit