Marcus

Professional Human

[Marcus @SaltireSkillS]

@irnbru 648 cans of BRUUUU

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@StirlingCouncil Aye and it'll no be council housing will it!! Make up for the shortfall in funding by lining the councils pockets!! Invest in things that generate cashflow instead of £30mill on cycle lanes and clock demolition! Festivals, events, nightlife, advertising, ANYTHING!!

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@CentralFM not clothes but found my first MP3 player I got in 1st year... A massive 512mb 🤣🤣takes AAAs and still works, has Leona Lewis Bleeding love and Beautiful Girls only 😂😂

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@CentralFM shout out for us freezing body parts off whilst defrosting cars😭😭

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@StirlingCouncil A pocket on fire, since money burns a hole in the council's pocket

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@STVNews Surprised this isn't breaking news😂😂

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The ship is full of fail safes. The chance of it blowing up are one in. . . . 💥 one.

#spacexlaunch #RedDwarf #ElonMusk #Starship_launch

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@StirlingCouncil Is this going to start during or after the annual festival of roadworks?

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@CentralFM new job in forest wetbutfun<one word loo

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@CentralFM Start New Job Today, excited

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@PaulSmithComedy you still doing Dunfermline in May? Canny find tickets anywhere

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@STVNews "The blaze has left a section of the M90 at Friarton Bridge closed, with the public urged to avoid the area."

Now you don't have to click the link

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@CentralFM what's happening with big Shaz's mic😂 have I missed something

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@Fan2013Dexter @bluenobby @labour You don't even have a profile picture you're that embarrassed of yourself! Fucking entitled prick thinking you can be anonymous online saying shit like that

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@JeremyClarkson and Caleb have done an amazing job in highlighting the current state of UK farming caused by the government and BREXIT!! (and elderly Kevin's and Karen's)

Flying the flag award well and truly deserved!

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@AliceSm71273372 @STVNews This is the problem, everyone is struggling but we're not all in jobs where we can strike.

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@rabmckee @STVNews My work had to close today, 300 people's days were RUINED!!! I'll immediately be on the phone to the Scottish Government tomorrow morning. There was no reason whatsoever they couldn't have came and gritted the private property... Oh wait, that's not their job💁🙄

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@CentralFM blairdrummond is a lot colder than that😂😂 currently hiding in the car for some heat but the car heaters stopped working 😂😂

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@HippieSabotage 2 years on the run being your top 0.5% of listeners 💪 where's my shout out

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@CentralFM your description was more adequate for Eminem who was also inducted.