Erika Lipe

The Grease Trap Queen

[Erika Lipe @SaltwaterChef]

@__souIshine

[Erika Lipe @SaltwaterChef]

@Olerebel22 You can kick anyone out of “your bar” for any reason, really. If you’re the bartender, it’s your bar. However, you can’t call them a redneck in anger. Though, it’s a fantastic insult.

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If you send me a job application on fb, and you are throwing gang signs in your profile pic, I will not call you.

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Sliced figs look like butt holes. There. I said it.

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@scottmathews well...she wasn't wrong!!!

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@Olerebel22 *rums fingers through hair in a hurriedly fashion" DO YOU KNOW WHERE SOME PURÉE IS?!
-"puréed what?"
WHATEVER.

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Right Lane Closed in 1 Mile does not mean everyone come to a complete stop and line up on the left, you fucking sheep.

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Whoever is managing @jeffbeckmusic 's #Bandsintown account needs to be fired.

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@ShannonLandrum what happened?

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I'm not a big hunter, but if someone would train dogs to go get tp out of the other bathroom for me, that would be super cool.

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Dear people who travel to other countries to see WSP: do my decisions thoroughly baffle you, as well?

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If you get to go food from my restaurant, reassemble it on a plastic plate at your house, photograph it and tag me in it, we are not friends

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#PatronSaints #fuckupery #salsaverde

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Chapter 27 is Jared Leto as a disgusting fatbody who talks like Herbert the pervert and it's making me very uncomfortable.

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@BentleyTock I can't say it without giggling!!!!!

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@BentleyTock I'll buy your next tee if it says "Motherfucking beclown"

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Neo from the Matrix now Thai Boxing https://t.co/RwngZh36W6

[Erika Lipe @SaltwaterChef]

If your perfume smells like bug spray, I cannot possibly listen to a thing you have to say.