SaltwaterLab

2 yo English Labrador who loves fun and saltwater!

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@HugoOlemiss Duh...you

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@PerfectParker4 USA... sorry about our President 🤦‍♀️

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@firstdogsSB You are super handsome!❤️Hazel from South Carolina

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Add to the list of AMAZING things I have gifted Mom... a partially rotted blue crab. She is FREAKING OUT - says it smells disgusting. I think it smells AWESOME!

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Should I lie on the chair or the couch?😂

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@Gus_FTW Who Let The Dogs Out?

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@kath_gunn Mom is checkin’ me too... snake season.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Dear @VP Pence:
The same Bible chapter that says men w/men must be executed also commands stoning for adultery.
So if you really believe the anti-gay bit you're also obliged to execute you-know-who.
Luckily, Jesus threw all that out so u can drop the homophobia & have bacon, too.

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@dog_rates @BabyyGuwop He looks like my little bro

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Don’t burn my sticks!

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My motto...

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@firstdogsSB I want to roll into the Pet/Met Gala like this...
https://t.co/DsmcFf8366

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Yea, right.

Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself https://t.co/FlRnMsr5zf

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Ate something that disagrees with me... human says “sorry for giving you pumpkin”, but I ❤️ pumpkin!

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#humanshaming

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Squirrels are my nemesis...

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@barleylabrador You and I = BFFs. My human calls me “woodchipper”🤷‍♀️

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@Chas10Buttigieg Sorry about the treat suggestion... didn’t know you were on a weight loss journey🤦‍♀️

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@Chas10Buttigieg Go hit up the staff for treats...good use of downtime.