Sharon

my mama thinks i'm sweet

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Hey @MikePenceVP, I just shoved a fork in a socket and I'm still gay as shit, so...

[God @OmgMeDamnit]

Nothing is real and you are cosmically insignificant, so relax.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

State Farm: we've got you covfefed

#AddCovfefeToAnything

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

I don't trust anyone who goes by a name that is just one syllable repeated twice...

I'm looking at you, Dede and JJ.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Alright, fine!

...I blocked you 'cause you have small boobs.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Like, if you are a grown man on a baby bike- please don't talk to me.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

I don't trust anyone with a bike too small for them.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Ravenclaw is the best house and everyone knows it

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

DT also grabs hypocrisy by the pussy https://t.co/hWulACBEN6

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

'Be nice, you will do much better'...where the flying fuck was that attitude during the presidential debates? https://t.co/vPvHb4sXKm

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is amazing how rude much of the media is to my very hard working representatives. Be nice, you will do much better!

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

I just wanna' stir things up.

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

The best part about day drinking is- at that point you literally have NO dignity to maintain! :)

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

My Chemical Romance #NappingBands

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Snore-tney Love in Hole

#NappingBands

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Aerosnooze

#NappingBands

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

slept like a (Kid) rock

#NappingBands

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

Dave Mathew's Bed

#NappingBands

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

@SWStheband
...you guys have this in the bag.

#NappingBand

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

IT'S FRIDAY, MY DUDES.
(incase you forgot)

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

I just wanna' know if 3oh3 is still okay

[Sharon @SaltyBitch696]

In my mind, every Tuesday is just automatically lost in time after it's over.