Brandon White

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

God you're fucking dumb
And you turned off replies

[𝕳𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 𝖉𝖊 𝖚𝖒𝖆 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆🪽 @LilithMinsadria]

Como os homens lidam com rejeição:

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@N64iac Didn't think about the Danish until this post actually

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@Blep35 Oh God they're multiplying

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@NotWesrl God I wish that were me

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@BiscuitMunchies I expected the bonk noise
Or at least the coconut bonk noise

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@sarcastic_songs The Sunlight hurts

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@DirectorsCut_X Creatures on ps1

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@ReviewsPossum I believe this is what started the alien abduction "they're probing my anus" thing

Imagine an extremely traumatic event happening before you can, see, hear or understand language
Before you're even ready to encode memories

They take your temperature with a rectal thermometer

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@MoonshineKim Do a one shot?

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@ButtTonguer What you gonna do?
When the Grippa man comes for you?

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@PlagueOfGripes I like this side of you better

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@Lin_sAMe_ My God
He ate her

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@GamingAndPandas Like the squeakiest fart in crowded church on a quiet Sunday morning

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@JosephFox_088 What is that on her head that's slowly raising it's opacity?

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@MrUbri619 The first girl I ever had a crush on was when I was 4 years old in 1996 and she was nearly a carbon copy of Goo

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@ZeldaAnecdotes Even in wind waker he was evil
He puts on a face and tells you he coveted what Hyrule had, that his people suffered.
And the moment he can get his wish?
Violence
When he is denied his wish by the King of Hyrule?
Madness

He drops the mask, he almost fooled you

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@9mmsmg A sandwich should be wide
Not tall

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@ShitpostRock It's like the Chao Garden
What if you can race them

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@Movieghurl 1000000% this is a fetish

[Brandon White @SaltyGurl95]

@HkonMk Ds2 glazing?
In this economy?
About damn time!