Salty Old Grad

I'm a graduate of the United States Naval Academy who can't let go of the fact that they peaked in college.

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

i swear to GOD nobody BETTER treat my DAUGHTER who ATTENDS the UNITED STATES NAVAL ACADEMY the same way that I TREATED WOMEN when I ATTENDED the UNITED STATES NAVAL ACADEMY #Legacy

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

i LOVE that this mans SOLUTION to SUBMARINE JO RETENTION is to ENSLAVE SUB DRAFTED MIDS for a WHOLE DECADE https://t.co/q0UE7gyDZa

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

WAIT i completely FORGOT that the ANNAPOLIS LABOR SHORTAGE is because MIDS paid LESS than $400/MONTH don't TIP ENOUGH not because of SUBMINIMUM WAGES for FRONTLINE WORKERS

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

WEIRD WAY to ANNOUNCE that all your BARISTAS QUIT because you pay LESS than 14/HR in DOWNTOWN ANNAPOLIS
https://t.co/FrdhLhZgEH

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

it seems TOM CRUISE being an ASSHOLE when filming TOP GUN was less of a BUG and more of a FEATURE https://t.co/RjUBsZ8SjG

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

NOTHING BETTER than the SWEET TASTE of THREATENING someone's ACADEMIC DEGREE over their INABILITY to do PUSHUPS at a HIGHER STANDARD than the FLEET regardless of any INJURIES or REASONABLE EXCUSE love calling it "DECIDING THEIR FATE" huge boost to people's mental health im sure

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

who SENT ME THIS and WHY do they BEMOAN the LOOPHOLE we keep in the QUESTIONABLY LEGAL CONDUCT SYSTEM so that ANYONE who commits a REAL CRIME has an OUT we can't have the BOYS CLUB be THREATENED! the CONDUCT SYSTEM was MADE to let the SADISTS let out STEAM not to REMEDIATE PEOPLE

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

JUST USE the ICE BATHS in the MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FOOTBALL COMPLEX as SPARE TRASHCANS

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

apparently MIDN PAOs have been EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN from MENTIONING the TRI-DAILY SUPERSPREADER that is KING HALL or the MANDATORY CONTACT SPORT PE CLASSES still GOING ON when PRESENTING NEWS to their PEERS about COVID CASES -- it's JUST LIBERTY and RIGHTLY SO! who needs EVIDENCE?

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

funnily ENOUGH the BEST leadership LESSONS I learned in ANNAPOLIS were WATCHING TERRIBLE LEADERS absolutely WRECK MY MENTAL STABILITY right in FRONT of my FACE so he's kinda right

[Meaghan @meg_thee_pony]

the sup: we brought you hack to Annapolis during covid bc leadership CANNOT be taught virtually 😤

also the sup: due covid EVERYTHING will be taught virtually 😤😤

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

MESSAGE to GARCIA make your OWN SOAP

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

ah THIS calmed me down THATS RIGHT EVERYONE only ABOUT TWENTY MIDSHIPMEN would DIE if they ALL GOT IT and had NO OTHER HEALTH CONCERNS gosh i was worried there for a sec

[Blad @Honeybladger]

@SaltyOldGrad @cdrsalamander Luckily, they are in a risk group that leads to >99.5% recovery.
Calm the F Down.

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

apparently COVID cases at USNA have DOUBLED in 48 HOURS and CANCELLING LIBERTY did NOTHING to STOP the SPREAD im beginning to WORRY that SHOVING FOUR THOUSAND PEOPLE into the GREAT GRANITE PETRI DISH that is BANCROFT HALL might not have been a GREAT IDEA

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

It's IMPORTANT that the MIDS weren't kept FULLY VIRTUAL like COMMON SENSE would have DICTATED because THEN they wouldn't be LEARNING the IMPORTANT LESSONS of MENTAL TOUGHNESS that SURVIVING A CLEARLY PREVENTABLE OUTBREAK OF A DEADLY VIRUS will PROVIDE

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

but HOW will MIDSHIPMEN learn the ART of EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP if they aren't EMOTIONALLY ABUSED, NEGLECTED, and LIED TO for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS in the guise of TRAINING it's what the military runs on

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

"While Standage would suffer if he is removed, the academy would not suffer if he is retained, [Standage's Lawyer] wrote" and hes RIGHT but MOSTLY BECAUSE we have a CENTURY LONG REPUTATION for GRADUATING MOSTLY ASSHOLES that we have BARELY BEGUN TO SHIFT https://t.co/pMCUrHtyZ9

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

ABSOLUTELY the fact that I LACKED some MATERIAL COMFORTS of CURRENT TECHNOLOGY completely justifies MODERN BIGOTRY against INNOCENT PEOPLE

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

NATIONAL HERO CHASE STANDAGE uses the SAME FUNDING PLATFORM as PROUD BOYS and WHITE NATIONALISTS I'm SHOCKED absolutely SHOCKED

https://t.co/h4kevP8U14

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

@YovngMir EXACTLY! why would I want TRAINED PERSONNEL when a COLLEGE SENIOR will DO

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

YES because if there's ANYTHING i BELIEVE it's that CIVILIANS with MACHINE GUNS could take on the PEOPLE with TOMAHAWKS

[cdrsalamander @cdrsalamander]

...because it was the only way we got rid of a tyrannical government ... and ever since then, we haven’t trusted that one might not show up again.

...also, frack you ... because we want them.

[Salty Old Grad @SaltyOldGrad]

THIS is the reason MIDS are in charge of TRAINING EACHOTHER there's no way that kind of CLEVER ZINGER would be INVENTED if there were QUALIFIED PEOPLE in charge of TRAINING

[ahmir @hmirsays]

I’ll never forget when my trainO told me to take my Durag off IN MY ROOM and called it a “DONTrag” like that was cute or summ. THEN repeated it at blue n gold.
Hope he’s having a bad day