Salty Hawkmoth

Fashion Icon, devoted father, peacock miraculous fanboy, and the saltiest villain to hit the streets of Paris.

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

To be an Agreste you have to be:
60% sass
30% bad puns
10% salt
102% emotionally constipated

[KH_Quotes @KH_Quote]

"Ah, the night sky is so beautiful right after a storm..." - Ariel (KH 2)

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

Obviously the season 2 final is going to be about getting my wife back....right?

[AdriendaPrettyBoi @irl_Adrien]

So like I just realized I'm missing the book I stole from my pére's safe-

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

my current mood

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

@Salty_Hawkmoth
5 embrace the void and butterflies
6 pull the "my wife is dead" card
7 yell at the cieling
8 never sit down in a chair

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

How to Hawkmoth
1 prevent yourself from crying by frowning your face
2 have abandonment issues
3 be a drama king
4 talk to yourself

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

Season two is gonna be a bad time

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

For some reason I'm really hopping that's a toilet https://t.co/5Wb4ropXKg

[黒猫くくと三毛むぎ @nez_9090]

眼差しの愛らしさには定評のある黒猫です

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

also i think i used this account to an email i don't use or remember. yikes. what a time i am having

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

here's the thing. I lost the password to this account on my phone and I don't know what it is. But i still have the account activated here

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

Wow. I guess I'm back from the war

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

@Cobrastardust1 Define okay. Because if okay means slowly loosing my will to live by repeatedly being a failure and siffering then I'm okay.

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

When everyone's happy...it fills me with...
Utter disgust. Common people be miserable. Help a brother out.

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

I'm thinking Gabriel Agreste is gonna be a Screwg in the Christmas episode
His wife is the ghost of Christmas past

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

Wait there's more. Gabriel Agreste is Professor Willow and wants to catch them all so he can have the untilate power https://t.co/8F4Tq346Jp

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

Pokemon GO AU

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

(Pokemon go is also destoying my life)

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

((Been playing pokemon GO so and regret nothing))

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

((Same)) https://t.co/KCMnpQa4RT

[ℳario Dupain-Cheng @luckyCoccinelle]

(( what I ask myself whenever you're on. )) https://t.co/T33SaE36IM

[Salty Hawkmoth @Salty_Hawkmoth]

@VivianS76290087 Oh yeah. She's the coolest. Loves fashion and eventually gets a magical crime fighting comb.