Frosted Cold Takes

Untopical... Generally just doing my own little thing.... 15 years late to just about every party 🥳🧐

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I drink therefore I spam

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I find it really funny when baby girls look just like their grandfathers lolol but you can't tell anyone that they do

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Three things to know about me..
1)I'm hungry
2) I'm thirsty for beer
3) I love you more than I'll ever accept that you love me

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@CraveCanada I have a premium subscription but the downloads NEVER work when I try to watch them on airplane mode.. this has been going on for years and very annoying when flying. Can you guys fix this already?

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Called in sick to smoke weed tops off at the nude beach with joelly 🤠🦵🏼⛱️

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Listen... I be busting my ass... And having true moments with my peeps.. and the charge went and gaslit me .. GLASLIT me at work??? Nothing that calling my mom, a bottle of white and some pasta can't fix.... Mamma mia

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#GoMooseGo

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Did the whale mention me at all tho?.. or nah?...

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The most humiliating part about having to pay a dollar for coffee at Burger King to use the bathroom is having to drink it in public afterwards 😂

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I started flossing recently (lmao flex) and instead of having dreams where my teeth fall out I had a dream that my teeth were really nice and white lol

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Going to play pool with joelly
https://t.co/zV0BUZa5HU

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I wants to go on vacation but Joel wants to get e's education

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Nothing beats the rush of an approaching dog absolutely tugging his owner diagonally to greet you 🙏🏼🤲🏼📿

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I can't believe the guillotine is still up for sale ... Maybe they should consider a trade...

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Is this still available

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@henrycow420 We take care of these pests in NB

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I was trying to text my coworker that I loved Fleabag and it autocorrected to cleavage 🤭

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

in 2006 Israel invaded Lebanon, as the entire Western media class cheered it on as they are now. George Galloway was invited onto Sky News, and utterly destroyed their propaganda. Here is a thread of the entire exchange, beginning with him exposing the "reporter" for what she is:

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

we don’t own the earth
don’t own the earth
we killing each other
over some lines in the dirt
we bleed the same blood
feel the same hurt
Palestinian life
does it have the same worth?