Well, it's been a while since we've posted at all. Life has been holding us back with posting anything here. Thankfully everyone is doing fine, It's just a matter of having time to post things. We hope to get more use out of this twitter account soon.
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Well, it's that time of the year. Thanksgiving, where everyone sits around the table (Or fat fox) and enjoys a nice lovely feast. A little too much perhaps. Looks like everyone had too much to eat for this year.
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Ever wonder what it feels like to carry an entire litter just like rabbits? No? ...Ok, well now you can with our new baby bites! A temporary way to become pregnant without any the trouble of being a mother!
And we wish a happy Easter to everyone!
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Unsure what that was, hopefully everyone had a fun april fools day yesterday! In other news, Salty's Candy Shop did not find it's new host, it's host will always be our praised Salty Lemon!
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Well... Today is Pi day but... Sadly someone ate the pies before we could take a picture. And now they are taking up the entire room, help.
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Salty's Candy Shop is not responsible for any accidents related to misplaced products, in the event of becoming a berry please seek immediate help from any of the candy shop team
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Great, it was Jenny now the infamous RFL fighter Becca? We really need to do better at labeling products, someone is definitely in trouble this time. To the juicing room she goes!
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Eating that discount candy was a bad idea... It gave the owner a food coma! She's alright now, just... 10 pounds bigger that's all!
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So we have noticed a small trend of people eating their leftover Valentines day candy, anyone willing to share the aftermath of well... Eating all of that discount candy?
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One more thing, for the people that don't have a loved one to enjoy valentines day, that's alright. Just being there for your friends to have a good time is the least anyone could do.
Or alternatively talk to our employee Albina at the bakery.
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Well, It is valentines day. That day of the year you stop by our shop to grab that last-minute gift for your loved one! Why not get them our famous brushberry gum, for today all brushberry gum we have in stock will come with a blank valentines card!
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Question before bed, besides us sharing pictures and the occasional status post. What do y'all want to see from us, let us know down in the replies!
-Slush Husky
Well, Slush isn't going to be happy about this. Looks like his sister Jenny had to much to chew on hahah...hah. Well anyways, I had to quickly roll her to the juicing room before anything else happens. Sure, I was in a rush but a little fun couldn't hurt!
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