Mark Helmkamp

Retired Navy Diver, active trap and skeet shooter, '90 964, '71 BMW 2002, and e39 driver.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@johnkonrad @SecWar John - I wrote the TLR - Top Level Requirements for the recap Junk Boats while SUPDIVE in 2005-ish!!!

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@mercoglianos @MSCSealift Sal!! Safeguard Class! We shifted the desig to ATS when we combined the ARS and ATF recap plans. Hull numbers follow Edenton Class - which were a heck of a Junk Boat especially after repowered. Design was based upon an AHTS OSV (thought we could only get a COTS ever built)

[Eric Schwalm @Schwalm5132]

@CynicalPublius Congratulations Brother!

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 He should be glad they aren’t speaking German there. You’re welcome you twat.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@TommyKendall11 Great racing! Should have been born a little earlier and run in the Can-Am Series!!!

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@johnkonrad Is laughing so hard I broke a rib a valid VA disability claim?

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@cdrsalamander You can always stock up on them at any NFCU

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@RealJamesWoods Ahem, we need an “All of the Above” option.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@johnkonrad Hung is a colleague. I know him to be a man of exceptional integrity and is a patriot.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 The U.S. Military is now run by Warriors and not risk adverse pussies…so there’s that.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 Mulch? NO! Pro Tip: Pea
gravel my man. A good upper body workout one time.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@femalebodybuil6 Damn, an A+ Condition Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman!

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 @pr1izzL3 ‘Mornin. Put down that coffee mug and get after it.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 I use mine to abolish weeds in my yard, and includes the added benefit of showing my neighbors what I am capable of…

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@honeymoon250 Cuckoo Clock Weights

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 Here’s some blasphemy I can support.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@johnkonrad Very good, thank you for this...all of it. I’ll have to check-in with M Buzby, I’m curious what he is thinking about these days. Meanwhile, working USN salvage ship “stuff”

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 @Bacon_Is_King Two Words: Hot Sauce. Made “Meals Refused by Ethiopians” with Cold War production dates acceptable. Now ya know.

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 You remember what the instructors yelled at us: run until you can’t run then walk, walk until you can’t walk then crawl, crawl until you get there or die trying!! Thinking of you! Embrace the suck!

[Mark Helmkamp @SalvageDvr]

@Schwalm5132 …or…expose yourself.