Sam

STMU

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

As someone who has watched Flo Balogun play 2.5 soccer games:

I would die for Flo Balogun

[Chelly @chellgod]

When the first leg of your parlay hits immediately but you still have 14 more legs

[Evan @OhChev]

Y'all ever just play MLB The Show for like two hours and just suck complete ass the whole time?

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

If my girlfriend left me for Brandon Valenzuela I would shake his hand and say thank you

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

I think they put a completely random amount of nicotine in each zyn packet.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Jalen Brunson’s 13th braid over from his left ear has more of a clutch gene than Aaron Judge but I’m supposed to believe 99 is the king of NY

[Ravens Nation 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 @LiveRavenNation]

Myles Garrett is no longer in the AFC North

[Sam @Sam15295221]

150 show packs opened no diamond @SonySanDiego

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[Postseason Vladdy 🇨🇦 @Focal75_]

Eric Lauer trying to get into the Blue Jays Clubhouse tomorrow

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

lemme see u flush that 9-iron 160 white boy

[Goodable @Goodable]

Japanese star Kazuma Okamoto introduced a new tradition on his new team, the Toronto Blue Jays.

Before every game, players stand in a circle and share what they are grateful for.

It's now one of the best traditions in Major League Baseball.

[Sam @Sam15295221]

@KeeganMatheson

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Girlfriend just asked to watch Moneyball

[Nick @DubsByNick]

Forgot how peak the fox broadcast was

[Kikiroz 🦉 @kikiroz_]

Quedan solo 150 juegos de la temporada de MLB

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

"OK let's go Scatter to West Right Tight"

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home