Samer 🇱🇧

Just doing Hunter-gatherer activities.
I also tweet about Spanish football, Atleti, and some guy called Pepelu

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@captainshitfuck Is this who I think it is? 👀

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

Aura king 🔥

[Atletico Universe @atletiuniverse]

🚨🇩🇰 Negotiations between Atlético Madrid and Sporting for Morten Hjulmand were not easy. There was also some nervousness from the player's side.

However, Gil Marin settled it with one sentence: "We’re not Barcelona—we won’t leave them high and dry."

@marqoss

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@aedirnian No but it's like if we just decided to abandon dogs overnight and tossed them outside all at once. If you want someone to blame, it's whoever had the idea to use them in the first place

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@aedirnian They didn't "come from", the species looks and is built this way because we f*cked enough with its genes.

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@aedirnian National Museum of the United States Army https://t.co/PCX4DcxPEf

This one completed 12 missions and saved 194 people.

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

Never trust someone who hates on pigeons.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

The Real Madrid + Brazil supporter is the worst mix

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

The masculine urge to volley the chewing gum after you're done with it

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

Never met a person that hates Lightning McQueen, he's literally the goat.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you’re going to be fine. eventually you’ll meet a girl who’s willing to make the first couple of hundred moves and you’ll be fine

[Globomania @tornarem19]

@Offsider_ES @danimartidi @eldesmarque Cuando fallezca deben donar su hígado para la ciencia

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

"Can I be open with you?"
Like sure go ahead, but it won't make any difference because my brain has already simulated hundreds of conversations between us against my will, that now I know exactly what you're about to say.

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@aedirnian @EddyVanMaiden depends on the person behind the counter. if it's a girl I'd say probably chocolatine, but a guy would probably be like "Shu badak? Chocolateez?"

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

@EddyVanMaiden @aedirnian w wehdi min yelli waraha

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

Ain't no problem that can't be fixed with a 36 hour fast

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

I need Marcel Ghanem's workout routine asap.

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

Of course they had to wait till 3 hours before the markets open, of course

[Samer 🇱🇧 @Sam1likeyou7]

الشعر الأبيض هاريني هري👌🏻