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@Nichameleon I can be the fungi on your tits

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@ArsenalFCView She has been getting on my nerves saying this

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@Nichameleon

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@Film4 why haven’t you broadcast the film Mary & Max in years

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@libbie_allison Worry 🤣

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@ChelseaFC get @diegocosta back at the club now he’s a free agent #chelsea #chelseafc

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@premierleague Frank Lampard

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@SkySportsNews Act like animals get treated like animals Liverpool fans think they’re centre of the universe

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@slowpuke_ My damn name is bottom of the list I’m not actually okay with this 🤣

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@CFCMod_ 18 years old

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@JackSmithh_ Hopefully you’ll win you’re last two games and Chelsea just need 1 point from their’s, we ain’t letting Spurs in the Champions League

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They always want @ChelseaFC to fail don’t they come on you blues let’s beat Leeds tonight #ChelseaFC #PremierLeague

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@GNev2 Everything I see Nadine Dorries on it’s like she gives herself the challenge of how far up Boris Johnson’s arse she can get

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@samandmarktv @cbbc @CBeebiesHQ Wow that’s a blast from the past I think I was about 10 years old when Anne presented CBBC I remember Anne on Stitch up! as well

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@Alicelevine just recently started listening to @dadwroteaporno podcast and I must say it makes my day it’s absolutely hilarious, not sure it’s supposed to be perceived as a comedy but if so then it’s definitely working

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@Alicelevine I don’t know about flying ants but I was attacked by midges yesterday helping my friend do the gardening

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Did anyone go to the @ChelseaFC Vs Lille game on the 10th December 2019 and two weeks later feel really ill with coronavirus symptoms cos I sure know I did #coronavirus

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@WeeMissBea found some waffles for you

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@WeeMissBea Can a Bea and a Fly legally marry?

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@JackSmithh_ That’s why I shaved mine 🤣